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So long, and thanks for all the faps
It’s the end of 2018. Hentai games are allowed on Steam, and Tumblr is removing all NSFW content. I mean, who saw that coming?
Anyways, thanks again guys for joining me throughout the year so you could measure your meat poles over and over. I’ve met a lot of cool people on this site and had many a fap session to some wonderful, kinky stuff here. I’m sad to see it go away, but there will always be other avenues to get our smut. As well, I am not going away as a content creator, and will remain on some corner of the internet, poking my Y-shaped head in places you may already frequent. One way or another, the lewds will live on!
As for remaining content, the Fire Emblem rulers will still be made, but they’ll be late unfortunately and won’t make it to this blog before it gets removed. You’ll be able to see them when they get uploaded onto twitter here: https://twitter.com/YfiCaptions
If you want to chat, feel free to shoot me a message on Discord at Yfi#8111 where I am the most active and enjoy chatting with other creators and fans alike. Otherwise, I wish you all a Merry Christmas, an awesome 2019, and many satisfying fap sessions to come!
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The last one due for the Konosuba request, Darkness the masochistic crusader finally makes her appearance!
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Reblogging for visibility.
The nitty gritty
Tumblr is removing all NSFW content starting Dec 17th! What will happen to your blog?
The same thing as everyone else’s, unfortunately. On the weekend approaching the purge, I will delete the blog and likely will not use Tumblr again. Although I felt the ruler edits could skirt the recent blog removals in late November, this last notification from Tumblr is pretty much the nail in the coffin.
No lewds. Prudes only. Final solution.
Where can I find your SPH Rulers once it’s deleted?
For now, I’ve uploaded all existing rulers to MEGA, and the link to them is right here: https://mega.nz/#F!p49xzY7L!2k2jFhaVlT9HiLJz4HA7PA
They are ordered by series, and I will try to upload any new ones that become available there as well. I will eventually be uploading them to a gallery on e-hentai, but that will be updated far less frequently, if at all.
Where can I find you or your new content once your blog disappears?
I have a Twitter (https://twitter.com/YfiCaptions) but I will not be using it for art and only as a means of communication.The best way to get in touch with me or see my new stuff is not on any particular website, but on Discord. I am most active on the JOI/JOE Caption Requests discord, where captioners and other editors produce NSFW content. You can come and take a peek here: https://discord.gg/Pfuebv6
A fair warning that this Discord originated from 4chan’s /trash/ board, so not all posted material may be to your taste (furry, futa, etc. No loli/shota material though). However, there are still plenty of decent creators there, and it is where I mainly post my captions when they are complete. Feel free to hit me up as well if you’d like: Yfi#8111.
Will you still complete the KonoSuba/Fire Emblem requests?
They will still be posted here as planned, though of course the amount of time they will remain will be limited. They will eventually be added to the MEGA folder when they’re completed, though.
After all of this, I will still make ruler edits now and again, but not nearly to the same rate as before. Instead, I will probably focus on producing content that I can control/post more freely, such as erotica, and maybe even larger projects involving sfm, audio, or maybe even VNs. I’ll try and notify anyone interested regardless.
Whatever the future holds, I’d like to thank you all for joining me throughout the year so you could measure your schlongs again and again. It was this place and interacting with you guys that made me keep going as long as I did. I’m grateful for your participation and interest in this silly niche of a kink, and here’s hoping you don’t stop enjoying it just because one website is effectively closing shop.
So enjoy the remaining rulers, and keep on measuring.
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Here’s Megumin, the arch-wizard with an odd name and an affinity detonation magic, or so I hear!
Yeah, no sense in making you guys wait for these anymore, so I’ll just post them as they are completed so you have as much time to access them as possible. So you get Megumin a day early, and Darkness will be along soon!
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Aqua is a... well she’s Aqua. She’s arrogant brat, ditzy, and a bit of a gold digger. Surely someone can handle her, right?
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The nitty gritty
Tumblr is removing all NSFW content starting Dec 17th! What will happen to your blog?
The same thing as everyone else’s, unfortunately. On the weekend approaching the purge, I will delete the blog and likely will not use Tumblr again. Although I felt the ruler edits could skirt the recent blog removals in late November, this last notification from Tumblr is pretty much the nail in the coffin.
No lewds. Prudes only. Final solution.
Where can I find your SPH Rulers once it’s deleted?
For now, I’ve uploaded all existing rulers to MEGA, and the link to them is right here: https://mega.nz/#F!p49xzY7L!2k2jFhaVlT9HiLJz4HA7PA
They are ordered by series, and I will try to upload any new ones that become available there as well. I will eventually be uploading them to a gallery on e-hentai, but that will be updated far less frequently, if at all.
Where can I find you or your new content once your blog disappears?
I have a Twitter (https://twitter.com/YfiCaptions) but I will not be using it for art and only as a means of communication.The best way to get in touch with me or see my new stuff is not on any particular website, but on Discord. I am most active on the JOI/JOE Caption Requests discord, where captioners and other editors produce NSFW content. You can come and take a peek here: https://discord.gg/Pfuebv6
A fair warning that this Discord originated from 4chan’s /trash/ board, so not all posted material may be to your taste (furry, futa, etc. No loli/shota material though). However, there are still plenty of decent creators there, and it is where I mainly post my captions when they are complete. Feel free to hit me up as well if you’d like: Yfi#8111.
Will you still complete the KonoSuba/Fire Emblem requests?
They will still be posted here as planned, though of course the amount of time they will remain will be limited. They will eventually be added to the MEGA folder when they’re completed, though.
After all of this, I will still make ruler edits now and again, but not nearly to the same rate as before. Instead, I will probably focus on producing content that I can control/post more freely, such as erotica, and maybe even larger projects involving sfm, audio, or maybe even VNs. I’ll try and notify anyone interested regardless.
Whatever the future holds, I’d like to thank you all for joining me throughout the year so you could measure your schlongs again and again. It was this place and interacting with you guys that made me keep going as long as I did. I’m grateful for your participation and interest in this silly niche of a kink, and here’s hoping you don’t stop enjoying it just because one website is effectively closing shop.
So enjoy the remaining rulers, and keep on measuring.
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December 2nd Update: Request rulers are underway
Hey guys, a super quick update post this week since the previous one was so long! The Konosuba material is underway and will be coming out this week, probably with Aqua on Monday and Megumin on Wednesday. Darkness will join us next week, along with the beginning of the Fire Emblem set.
I hope the December month has started off on the right foot for you folks, and that 2018 is wrapping up in a satisfying fashion! We’ll likely do a kind of retrospective/top 10 post here closer to the end of the year to celebrate, followed by a short holiday break to spend time with family and friends. After that it will be onto seeing what 2019 has in store!
That’s it this time! Take care, keep warm, and happy measuring.
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Mind if I get the sources on those Kaede pics?
I’m unsure of each individual artist, but each image I find for most of the ruler reactions are pulled from the Sangaku Complex gallery. If you search Kaede Akamatsu, you will be able to find the full size images for each one and probably reverse-search them in google to the artist. Hope that helps!
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Any chance could get a ruler of Chihiro "Best Boy" Fujisaki ?
We’ll be taking a break from Danganronpa stuff for now, but if I decide to go back to the first games there very well may be a spot for the adorable Ultimate Programmer.
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Ending on a soft side, the Ultimate Pianist Kaede Akamatsu is here to make us feel a bit better, after Kokichi’s rude interruption yesterday. Hopefully, you all can enjoy her deft hands in one way or another!
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ok ill say it im not angry just disappointed in you
Relax, it was all in good fun, riiight? Don’t worry, you’ll still get your precious Ultimate Pianist stroking those black and white keys for you tomorrow. I’m a man of my word!
(So yes, Kaede’s still coming. I just couldn’t resist this chance throwing in a little extra Kokichi foolery for you all. Hope I didn’t cause any despair!)
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Oh, were you expecting Kaede’s ruler? Not a ruler for the Ultimate Supreme Leader, Kokichi Ouma?
Nee-heehee! Well, too bad. Because that promise... WAS TOTALLY A LIE!
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The Ultimate Cosplayer, Tsumugi Shirogane may be a bit plain, but she can still appreciate a guy that dresses well. Especially if he looks good in cardboard armor!
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November 25th Update: Poll results + Tumblr NSFW Shenanigans
Okay, this is going to be a longer update post than usual, so let’s get right into it!
This week
For the business-as-usual stuff, we’re going to be finishing off the Danganronpa V3 rulers this week. The Tsumugi ruler will be on Monday, and Kaede will be on Wednesday. Whether you’re fans of the series or not, I hope you managed to enjoy the rulers of these characters. The series is one of my favorites, which is why I’ve been giving it a lot of attention and was happy to revisit again with the latest installment. Here’s hoping for more battles between hope and despair in the near future!
Poll Results
Secondly, I would like to reveal to you all the results of our second ruler request poll. At a glance, here are the absolute totals of the votes from last week’s request poll:
The totals at the top may be confusing, but remember that each voter was allowed up to two responses, though some people decided to choose just one. In the numbers above, we see that our uncontested top dog, and the choice to steadily rise up to the top over the week was KonoSuba. The second place seating appears to be a close call, with K-On! barely inching out Fire Emblem by three votes.
However, a reason why I used a site like Pollmaker as opposed to StrawPoll was to reduce the chances of someone manipulating the results. And closer to the end of the week, I did notice a drastic shift in positioning for particular choices, which could mean one of two things: a friend shared the poll with a community and voted collectively for a choice, or some people knew how to (try and) vote multiple times to get a series they wanted to win.
Unfortunately, in this case it looks to appear to be the latter. So, here are the adjusted results after filtering for duplicate voters:
Quite a difference, right?
In a sense, I can understand why some of you would want to manipulate the results of the poll. Getting to requested series is taking a long time on my end, and because of that there is simply no way of getting to every series without a long wait period involved. Perhaps this means I need to do request polls more frequently for more opportunities, but I apologize to those anticipating releases from your favorite series all the same.
However, to make it fair to everyone that participated, I will be filtering the multiple votes from the poll by those that tried to do so. Therefore, the two official winners of the poll are KonoSuba and Fire Emblem. Congratulations to the winners, and please look forward to seeing them in the coming weeks.
The whole Tumblr thing
That brings us to the final, unfortunate topic that’s affected many Tumblr users recently, both followers and creators alike: the NSFW blog removals.
First and foremost, if you’re reading this at the moment, I obviously I haven’t been taken down. Furthermore, I plan to continue posting here as long as I’m given the platform for it.
Am I at risk? Well, the ruler edits themselves are pretty tame, honestly. I’ve made it a point to keep nudity out of the reaction images from the very beginning, both to make it easier share with others and because it’d be unnecessary anyways. They still contain plenty of crude language and implied sex, but I think as long as I continue avoid showing anything explicit in them we’ll be well under Tumblr’s ban radar. At least I hope.
The short stories/captions posted on Fridays are probably more contentious and risky. I don’t know if I should stop posting them altogether, but I’d prefer not to if I can. I eventually intend to explore longer forms of writing in the near future, releasing full chapters of stories involving SPH, netorare, corruption, and the like. You know, the same kind of stuff you see in the captions: just longer. I would like to keep making this kind of erotic fiction material and sharing it, but I’d be interested in hearing your opinions as well.
Are there plans to move or vacate the rulers to another location? Well, at the very least, I have a twitter account that you can follow if you like: https://twitter.com/YfiCaptions. The only thing I’ve used it for so far is linking to my Tumblr account as a backup, but if something happens here I can at least message any followers on Twitter. I’m also working on setting up a gallery on a site like e-hentai where the rulers will be available even if the blog gets pulled down. I was planning on doing that when we had hit 100 rulers anyway, but this whole Tumblr debacle may fast track that idea sooner than I’d anticipated. Whenever a gallery is made available, I’ll be sure to let everyone know.
The challenge with moving to most other sites is that I’m more of a graphic designer/writer than an artist, and being an editor of art instead of the one creating it prevents me from using certain sites like hentai-foundry and possibly others. Perhaps pixiv would be a good location, but I don’t use it as much so I’m unaware of the guidelines. Any suggestions are appreciated.
Alternatively, I could also set up a Patreon platform and just not lock anything behind a paywall. As I understand it, you can follow people on Patreon without donating, and Patreon has their own method of creating polls that I can use for making them a regular occurrence as well, which could be handy.
If it turns out there was interest in financial backing, then maybe there’d be separate voting tiers? Increasing the frequency of releases back to three or even four/five times a week? Even maybe a possibility of creating physical, real rulers to be shipped to backers? Organizing artists, manufacturers, and shipping would make this last one more of a pipe-dream, but who knows what could happen I guess. Again, please feel free to let me know your thoughts on any of this by messaging me, commenting, or sending an ask. I’d like to hear your thoughts.
Anyway, those are my opinions of the events of Tumblr, but if there’s anything unclear about what I said please send an ask and I will try to answer.
And... that’s it! Whew, if you’ve made it this far, pat yourselves on the back! I don’t plan on making another long post like this until New Years, so just try to enjoy the lewd content until then, and happy measuring with the rulers as always.
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Last day to vote!
Hi guys, this is just a final reminder that if you haven’t had a chance to already, there’s still time until 12 AM EST tonight to vote for the next two sets of SPH rulers to be made. The poll can be found at this link here!: https://linkto.run/p/33K8P7Z5
The current numbers show results where some users tried to vote multiple times, and will be re-adjusted once the poll closes. That means it’s still a fairly close race for a few choices!
Thank you to everyone that participated, and please check back tomorrow with the final result!
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Tumblr is being an ass, I try to search up specific rulers but it says you haven't posted anything. Tumblr dropped the ball faster than EA with command and conquer
Checking from an alt account the rulers should still be around at the moment, but I wouldn’t doubt it if people were having trouble seeing them. I’ll address the whole Tumblr NSFW debacle from my own perspective on Sunday... if the blog is still around by then, hahaha...
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Can you eventually finish the V3 girls with Tsumugi and Kaede?
Yep! They will be released next week!
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