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YesThatGino
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The Hourglass Flips
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I still have a version of this exe somewhere in my backups. I occasionally use it to test the fps of whatever machine I get. I remember when the best I could get was 10fps.
you arent a real gamer until you played this
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*smashes you over the head with a potion bottle but it was a healing potion and it heals you for the exact amount of damage i dealt you* oh… uh. hm. do you think you could just lay on the floor and pretend to be unconscious
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BARBIE (2023)
dir. Greta Gerwig
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awful waste of a skeleton. I would make a great broth.
you go into this persons house to ask for the recipe & the next thing your skeleton is being hurled back out the front door picked clean
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Ignoring that I'm pretty sure that guy is ben shaperio, Double Sword sounds like a cool fictional sword from a video game meant for children and I'm surprised I haven't seen it anywhere.
Forget Darth Maul, you can poke yourself with his double sword. D:
Give me Double Sword, both pointed at the Enemy! I jab at thee! Each of my jabs count as x2 damage!
Today's aesthetic is mall ninja
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“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”
— Vincent Van Gogh
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I’ve wanted to make this mug for ages. the quote’s from @itsnotmydreamdaditsyours
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Look, science and "measurements" and "clocks" may say he treaded for only 2 hours, but considering how much the ocean hates humans being in it, each hour is 6 hours. Like dog years. Or when the weather says it's 2 degrees but feels like -15.
CREATURE????
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losing my mind at this
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When I was in Carbondale for the eclipse the hotel had a sign that was like, go to the national park! and we were like "yeah, lets go to the park and be surrounded by trees and see the moon say Stuff You to the sun. So we followed the directions, went down the road of the pointing national park employees, drove on a dirt road for a Good While, and then parked in front of WWII bunkers.
I talked to some locals the days after asking them the obvious "whats with the bunkers?" and no one knew what I was talking about. Do these exist? Why are there world war two bunkers in southern illinois? Southern illinois is... incredibly inland. Very far from any exterior border.
Why dont the locals know about them? Was I supposed to know about them? Is there a reason we haven't dismantled them?
The DeLorean was very dirty from the drive, but thankfully the dirt road was very dusty so no one thought twice on it's Not Pristine condition.
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Back to the Future the Musical should have been a 4 and a half hour rock opera with each hour and a half being one movie
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(1) survivors are rare,
on the way home, the Tesla Model 3 barreled into a tree and exploded in flames, killing von Ohain, a Tesla employee and devoted fan of CEO Elon Musk. Rossiter, who survived the crash, told emergency responders that von Ohain was using an “auto-drive feature on the Tesla” that “just ran straight off the road,” according to a 911 dispatch recording obtained by The Washington Post. In a recent interview, Rossiter said he believes that von Ohain was using Full Self-Driving, which — if true — would make his death the first known fatality involving Tesla’s most advanced driver-assistance technology.
Finally, they have a witness. A survivor of an Autopilot mishap who can testify that the driver was using Full Self Driving mode at the time of the crash.
See, this has been impossible thus far because (1) survivors are rare, and (2) Teslas are programmed to automatically disengage Self-Driving milliseconds before the crash so that when investigators review the telemetry it clearly shows FSD wasn't turned on.
And due to this technicality, Musk has been able to claim Autopilot has never killed anybody. Until now.
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In the event of an emergency you should have batteries, a local paper map, 5 gallons of water per person (enough to last 3 days [my advice is for like tornados destroying your town, not the apocalypse]), a hand cranked radio with a switch that goes to the weather station, and every retro offline gaming system and games like the N64.
It's the endgame.
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