yeoldtrashcollector
By Trash I Was Made
I’m here to collect all the intellectual (and literal) porn my cyber arms can carry 18+This blog has been remodeled and is now a permanent harbor for any Astarion shipping needs
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"oh Astarion is SOOOO effeminate" wrong. You are judging Astarion by human genders. Astarion is first and foremost a high elf and by high elf standards he is actually INCREDIBLY masc. Other high elves look at him and he reminds them of that one annoying straight guy in their elf-economics (elfenomics if you will) class in elf-college who loved playing devil's advocate. And then they see him kiss a guy and they almost die of shock.
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Some more 'Ember is new to having a tail' shenanigans. This time both she and Astarion are learning something new.
(Cue everyone in camp looking over with raised eybrows)
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somewhere only we know
#astarion#bg3#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#baldur's gate 3#astarion x tav#baldur’s gate 3#astarion acunin#baldurs gate 3
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The sketch with Astarion and his dragon-spawn is complete ✍️ Painted it with loose brushstrokes to give the composition some movement. I couldn’t help but use this music: 🔥🤌
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Baldur's Gate in Darkest Dungeon style, two of my most favorite games!! This isn't my usual style but I've absolutely fallen in love with it after creating this piece! I may make more work like this in the future!
I got hella DD vibes from the Shadowlands in Act 2, which inspired me to make this!
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Being that canonically Halsin is a lightweight for drinking and says that when he gets tipsy he starts singing and declaring his love
Imagine him having a drink or two at a party and getting so lovey dovey with you, just hugging on to you and not letting go, singing in your ear old songs he’s forgotten the words to, all of the “I love you’s”
But also wilding switching between that and just so much dirty talking
A slightly tipsy Halsin whispering the filthiest things in your ear and trying to convince you to leave the party early so you two can go have some fun together
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Put everything down I've made the best fucking screenshot of Astarion ever
This is so fucking him in one picture, P E R F E C T I O N
Gods he's such a fucking mood istg
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"Two of the deadliest people the Barrel had to offer and they could barely touch each other without both of them keeling over. But they tried. He tried. Maybe they could try again."
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thinking about how, as a child, kaz’s favorite trick seemed to be watching something disappear, and then he grew up and fell in love with a girl who could vanish into thin air, and how we’re told that when he looks at inej, he feels like a boy again and believes that there’s still magic in the world. imagine loving magic all your life, and then discovering that magic loved you too.
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“he has your blood all over his mouth” well we are in love. If you must know
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Inspo & inspo
Then you appeared in front of me
You ignited my pale heart
We've been looking for each other from now on
I'm such a whore for big, warm hugs, I had to throw my hat in and do my version of this scene 🥺❤️
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I will say this in my day to day life now:
Halsin: By Silvanus' mossy beard...
devnote: awe/alarm
👆 This was Halsin's reaction to seeing the Apostle of Myrkul. 👇 This is Jaheira's xD
Jaheira: Hello, Death. I like your hat.
devnote: Flat and casual - a boss has just undergone a hideous and dramatic transformation in front of the party, becoming an avatar of death - complete with intimidating and elaborate headpiece. It signs off its villain speech with 'I AM DEATH!' Jaheira has seen it all before.
She is the mother of all dad jokes and no fucks given xD
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That post about Astarion speaking Elvish...
Ok but Astarion fucking someone and panting Elvish into their ear. Just... unloading his deepest confessions of love because he's within the safety of his partner not understanding.
"I love you, I love you, please don't ever leave me, need you, need you, I hate how much I need you."
Or, conversely, AA:
"I love you, come back to me, I am nothing without you, I need you, need you, please, darling, my darling, my bride, my consort, the only one who owns my deadened heart."
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