are you aware that ARCEUS is on tumblr rn??? like GOD on tumblr????? GODD??????

tumblr users will believe ANYTHING. ANYTHING. you sound like an evangelical

it's important to be able to start a petty dispute with the people you love at any moment. my wife is from an italian family and all I have to say is "there are too many pasta shapes" and we're off to the races baby

seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

its funny to me when a cartoon or something has a vague Evil Organization because a lot of fans will instantly decide that there's a whole workplace comedy happening there. those guys can't just be vaguely standing around acting evil all day they've gotta have like an evil break room or something

something that really gets to me in queer christianity is like…the difference between “God accepts Gays” and “God is against queerphobia”

so many places i tried that claimed to be “queer” were just focusing on debunking all the verses people use to be homophobic. it’s like, “here’s the same shit as before, but we took out the blatant homophobia.” and that’s all well and good, but Queer Theology goes so far beyond that. it’s looking at jonathan and david from a gay perspective, and naomi and ruth from a lesbian perspective, and the transfiguration from a trans perspective. its raising up queer voices and recognizing that our perspective is not just different, but necessary to create a complete picture. God doesn’t just Not Hate Us. we aren’t just Tolerated. We are valued.

Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories

distressing things to say to your friends

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

christ

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

when he starts talking about how much he hates unions but you’re from Appalachia

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”

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Ezra woke up in darkness, his mouth dry. He turned over on his bed, if you could call it that, and reached over to the waterskin hanging over his head. It was almost empty.

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Based on Chapter 4 of Last Known Trajectory.

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