I show you mine, you show me yours?

Sniff check

Bon voyage with buns galore

from Phil Flasche: Male Photographer, 1987

He got cocky and thought he was good enough to challenge his instructor at off-road racing. His instructor agreed to the challenge on the condition of a forfeit - loser strips off an item of clothing. It came as no surprise that the instructor won every round leaving him completely naked. He had nothing left to lose so he gave a final challenge, winner gets his clothes back and loser strips naked in front of the other instructors. Agreeing to the terms, they sped off, and in a surprising turn of events, the instructor lost. He celebrated reaching back for his clothes only to find that they had also gotten lost in the winds of their last race. The other instructors were definitely surprised when they both returned from their lesson hiding their cocks in their hands.

"When I say go, we run across the field, do a little dance for the substitutes bench, then make our way back here. Is that clear?" The women's football team had a match right after them, so the captain thought it would be funny to streak right as the game started. They were all standing by the lockers naked and ready to go, but when he gave his signal, he was the only one to run. He was already shaking his dick in front of the ladies when he noticed he was alone. Realizing he had been tricked, he ran back only to find that the entrance to the men's locker room was padlocked and his team was already dressed just laughing at his gullibility. He was shaking the gate desperately asking his team to let him in, until the coach of the women's team finally caught up to him.

He spent the rest of the game as an embarrassed naked water boy, the substitutes making sure he kept his tiny cock on display the entire time. With his clothes still locked away after the game, the girls were nice enough to give him a pair of panties and a bra before kicking him out to the curb to fend for himself.

IG

There's nothing sexier than a naked man relaxing in the beauty of his own vineyard holding a bottle of wine tastefully covering his package. But when his wife saw his naked surprise, she thought it would be sexier forcing him to walk all the way back completely nude. At least she left him his boots for the long humiliating trek ahead.

Stefano Suaros

Skinny-dipping at bootcamp past curfew was a stupid idea. And the worst part was that they got caught. They spent the following day with their hands on their heads doing squats in front of everyone else while still completely naked. And when they finished, they were each handed a face towel which would be their only clothing and source of warmth for the rest of the day.