to be forgiven
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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
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vanitas 🌕 ( ◜‿◝ )♡
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Short shuake crack about… taxes.
Happy tax season guys. :P This is where my humor sense is lol
For context, if you’re doing taxes with someone, you’ve gone all the way. There’s flirting, dating, marriage, everything else in between, and then there’s doing taxes together. It’s a whole another level of relationship.
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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable
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my father is the worst man alive, and i am his favorite son
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♡
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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
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chicken feeding chickens
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do you think i'll get into heaven?
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falling in love with the most obnoxious character like
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carmilla
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cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them
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No one should ever say this but this feels like the Goro Akechi point of life sometimes.
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i don’t know literally ANY famous people it’s starting to stress me out because people are always saying names to me like i should know the names. and i never do
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🔎💥
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