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Stop being afraid of liking fat bodies
You can enjoy sex more with them and it not be a fetish
You can love them and it not need to be a secret
Stop being a little bitch ass baby
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supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit
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Please reblog this is you fully support trans people in the feedism community!
Trans women on bbw blogs, trans men on bhm blogs, and nb gainers not being misgendered
I want to know that there are good, respectful people in this community
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Thanks I wanted to cry before I got in the shower.
Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley? I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.
The Land Before Time(1988) dir. Don Bluth
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Wishing my goth followers a very pleasant double xp event
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Do you think that fat girls can still be hot?
Spoiler alert: fat girls have always been hot, and fat girls are always going to be hot.
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I'd watch it, though
i had a dream last night that they made a live-action r*verdale-style reboot of phineas and ferb and it looked like this
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I mean, this is so much better than white, Republican Jesus
When you already know you'll end up in hell anyway
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boy do I love me some Legend of Dragoon
I had some bad paronychia on my right hand when I was drawing these but the pain was worth it!!
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Rating Modded Bennys on how recognizable as in-game Benny they are to me
Disclaimer: this is just good-natured fun, and is not meant as actual criticism. If one of these is your mod I am very sorry and I love your work
1. Country Boy I Love You Benny
Looks like a high school student about to play the lead in Oklahoma. Not recognizable in the slightest but probably makes a great apple pie. Gains half a point for looking very polite. 0.5/10
2. Shirtless Benny
Technically does look like in-game Benny. Gains points for not relying on the checkered suit to show that this is supposed to be Benny but immediately loses them for making me perceive Benny's selective chest hair. 3/10
3. Tiny Head Benny
Not sure how to say this in a nice way but this Benny looks like an 8 year old wearing his dad's suit while also looking like a seaside cliff face that's partially eroded. Points also docked for replacing his brown eyes with blue eyes. Not recognizable and I need to call his parents to come pick him up. -1/10
4. Bi Rights Benny
Doesn't look like in-game Benny but I greatly appreciate you doing the Lord's work and letting confirmed bachelors experience the benny sex scene. Gains points for letting players be gay! 7.5/10
5. Smooth Benny
No lines on this man's skin to speak of, bordering on uncanny valley. He looks way too smooth, like a skipping stone you find near a lake. Get him some water. 5/10
6. Hyperrealism Benny
Simply no. -100000/10
7. Honorable Mention Reddit Benny
Benny that a redditor made in the character creator because they were playing on xbox and had no access to mods. Most recognizable out of all of them. 10/10
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Erik, you said yourself, we’re the better men. This is the time to prove it.
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Texts From Superheroes
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“But you are going to take damage from falling into a bonfire”
— the GM
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