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The BBC has ruined my life
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Calm down Satan.
Kingsman au: Harry Hart lives but he lost his hearing.
Cue hartwin feels like when Eggsy walks into the hospital room he shouts to Harry and his h(e)art breaks a bit when Harry doesn’t look up from his book, but Eggsy continues to the bed and places his hand on Harry’s arm just to see if he is real. This causes Harry to look up. Harry’s expression changes from surprised to joyous to heartbroken when he realizes that he will never hear Eggsy’s beautiful voice and laugh again, never hear Eggsy cheekily reply to him, never hear his boy brag about saving the world.
Eggsy, not knowing what is going through Harry’s head, only seeing the heartbreak asks what’s wrong, why is he looking at him like that, did Harry not want to see him, and starts shouting “Why won’t you answer me?!” as he starts to cry.
Merlin, at the sound of shouting, comes in to find Eggsy crying into Harry’s arms and tells Eggsy that Harry lost his hearing. Eggsy starts apologizing to Harry, then realizing he can’t hear the apologies merely touches him fondly and lovingly as an apology.
After a while a pattern emerged of Eggsy visiting Harry’s hospital room as he recovered with a book on English Sign Language and they learned to sign together. The day Harry is released, Eggsy shows up as usual, but this time he is in a suit with a dozen roses. He hands the roses to Harry and signs “Will you go on a date with me, you beautiful deaf man.” Harry nods enthusiastically.
Their courtship is not a silent one, it is full of musical laughter and loving sighs between kisses and of course moans once they finally sign “I love you” to each other when they could actually see (they had a habit beforehand where they would sign it when the other wasn’t looking or Eggsy would say it when Harry’s back was turned).
Eggsy took to signing love songs to Harry. Harry blushes like his face is on fire. Harry signs musical songs to Eggsy to get him to laugh after particularly hard missions.
Of course, after a year Merlin presented Harry with a gift that could never be topped, a piece of tech that allowed him to hear again after only a minor surgery. The first words he heard was Eggsy wispering “I love you” over and over again.
Harry swore he’d spend the rest of his life trying to hear that beautiful voice saying those words as much as possible and catching up on hearing all the laughs and moans his partner makes.
The first words Harry said back to Eggsy was “Will you marry me?”
Eggsy signs yes before kissing his now fiancé.
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Smuuut glorius smuuut. Youuu promt it I’ll write iiit.
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Somebody give me smutty Chell/Human wheatley prompts Idc what they are.
I live to write smut.
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ALL OF THIS. ^
friendly reminder that stunning spells are so powerful that it only takes 7-8 to knock out a dragon the size of a small hill
60 yr old mcgonagall took four to the chest and survived
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Who in their right mind would use that fucking fire escape though?
How’s this for creepy… Book Tower, the 9th tallest building in Detroit, is completely abandoned.
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Anyone with an October 5th birthday?? #uberfacts
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"Oh, I skipped Nine."
Okay, listen here you little fuckbag.
If Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper hadn't done so well in the first series of the reboot, there wouldn't be a 10th, 11th or 12th doctor, respect the first series and give it a watch, you could say that it's...Fantastic.
That last part was a pun, If you don't get it then kindly unfollow me.
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This is honestly the most intimate thing that 12 has ever done, a gentle kiss on Clara;s hand, all the while his hearts are shattering into millions of pieces,
He’s furious, terrified and utterly lost.
This just kills me.
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‘Don’t run.
Stay with me.
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More like, that's the time it will take to make season four of Sherlock
😱
Johnlock Forever. 😍
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(FANS SELF PROFUSELY)
CAN I KEEP HIM?
A sneak peak of The Doctor’s new Sonic Screwdriver [x]
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CAPALDI IS BOSS
little things I love about the twelfth doctor
takes way too much sugar in his tea
keeps a paperback copy of The Time Traveler’s Wife with his antique books
translates for babies like they’re poets???
keeps jelly babies in a cigarette case
space hobo
his hair
carries around a very large spoon for some reason
will make jokes in the most inappropriate of situations including, but not limited to: about to be killed by a mummy, about to be killed by Zygons, the end of the universe, about to pass out and lose his memory of Clara
has a smile so bright it could probably replace the sun Ten burned up
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FUCKING PREACH.
how to be super platonic
a masterlist by clara and 12:
super platonic soft hand touches complete with super platonic direct prolonged eye contact “i don’t want you to change”
straight up calling an adventure “a date”, in context comparing it to ur crush’s other date in a competitive and triumphant tone of voice
Clara on mood-lighting in regards to the Doctor: “honestly the accent is enough”
platonically shipping ur bff with someone who looks and acts just like you
platonically getting extremely upset when above ship sinks
platonically getting into a shouting match with your pal’s bf
12′s outright disgust and anger/disbelief at the suggestion that he’s Clara dad is how you portray father/daughter relationships yep
demanding a personal explanation for ur bff’s boyfriend
generally acting like you’ve just found out ur gf is two-timing you with another man
spending an entire episode trying desperately to one-up Robin Hood but definitely not bc he keeps mackin on your girl
super platonic train corridor scene which sends levels of romantic/sexual tension to heights which cannot be measured by mere mortals
acting like you’re going through a rough breakup for an entire episode
that time Clara just straight up told him “i love you” to his face
bonus: that time he thought Clara was telling Danny “i love you” and looked like someone had just kicked him in the stomach (see point above)
lying about everything so ur crush can start their life with their partner/become queen of gallifrey
platonically crying in the middle of a hug so ur pal can’t see how upset you are
“he’s crazy about her”
“clearly besotted”
Jenna on that last minute whouffle epiphany
haha the entirety of Last Christmas what
12: we can’t just kill aliens
alien: tries to eat clara
12: motherfuCKER do you WANT to DIE
clinging to ur pal’s hand while you enter a death sleep in the slim hope of saving them
“I will hold Clara’s hand but that’s it”
“you’ll never look any different to me”
“there are only two people i’ve felt inclined to marry - hint; one of them is standing in this room staring at me like i am queen of the universe and the other is my dead boyfriend”
platonically eye pleading with your friend and begging them to run away to outer space with you, plus hand touches, a kiss, and the facial expression usually used by a man on one knee proposing
the platonic sliding scale of fighting off hugs to pretending furiously that you don’t enjoy them as much as you do
platonic parallels between ur current platonic friendship and past canon romantic/sexual relationships
i only go for girls who scatter themselves through my timeline
saying you don’t like hugging but then platonically running across a fCUKING FIELD CALLING OUT YOUR PAL’S NAME, PICKING THEM UP AND SWINGING THEM AROUND IN A PROLONGED HUG ALL THE WHILE SMILING LIKE YOU’RE IN SOME KIND OF PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SHIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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