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xxtheratzonexx · 19 days
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John Astin and Carolyn Jones - The Addams Family (1964)
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xxtheratzonexx · 27 days
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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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xxtheratzonexx · 27 days
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“Red Fox And Magpie In Autumn” by Niko Pekonen
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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xxtheratzonexx · 28 days
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Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000) dir. Yoshiaki Kawajiri
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xxtheratzonexx · 29 days
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holy shit i just learned something beautiful
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xxtheratzonexx · 29 days
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shut the FUCK up
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Hemimycena tortuosa (dewdrop bonnet mushroom) 💧
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xxtheratzonexx · 2 months
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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
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Warning by Jenny Joseph
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple. With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves.
And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired.
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells. And run my stick along the public railings.
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.I shall go out in my slippers in the rain.
And pick flowers in other people's gardens.
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat. And eat three pounds of sausages at a go. Or only bread and pickle for a week.
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes. But now we must have clothes that keep us dry.
And pay our rent and not swear in the street.
And set a good example for the children.We must have friends to dinner and read the papers. But maybe I ought to practice a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised.
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.
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Tiny growing fungi on this pinecone.
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Kiosk at Radau River waterfall in Bad Harzburg, Lower Saxony, Germany. 2022 No longer in use. ⁰
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Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) dir. James Signorelli
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Do people judge a book by its cover? They absolutely do. They take one look at this, and they either often instantly hate it or love it.
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Talking about how things should be is just yelling into the void. There is just reality. And this is the reality of being a self-published indie author.
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People make complete conclusions based off of incomplete information. In this case, my book, there are no adults pressuring the boy into getting any surgery. There's no mention of surgery at all even. This person is thinking of a children's book written by a very popular political figure. Some people have had the courtesy to ask me if it's like that book. It's not at all. It's not even political. It's a story told from the perspective of a kid who grows up knowing they are very different and yet can tell no one about it. Even saying a word about it would bring all of his deepest and darkest fears into reality.
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The challenge was to make the story as dark and scary as I could without ever going too far for a children's book. There are already some scary children's books and movies out there that prove what's possible, and I worked with my illustrator, Marta, to push it as far as we could go. There's one page we had to re-do almost completely because even I said that's a bit much.
But I'm very happy with the final result because we also got to do so many fun and colorful pages like this.
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There will be plenty more drive-by reviews as the book continues to grow and grow. They take one look and see a soapbox to express all of their disappointments and frustrations in life.
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I think they might be scared of the book. The world they grew up in is slowly fading away day by day, and it's all they have come to know. They've been around for so long that everything has become a bore to them, and the only remaining pleasure is to escape into the past in order to better preserve it. I can oddly relate, actually.
So the book is on Amazon, and you can watch the whole thing for free on YouTube as well. If you get the chance, let me know what you think. Literally, watching it for free and then giving it a simple rating on Amazon is the best way to support the book. But I also love waking up to reviews like this every day.
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