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I think we could actually make a Helluva Boss season three work as long as it’s ten episodes of Octavia doing kick flips over Stolas’ dead body, while Blitzø and Fizz make out in the background.
The series finale has a twist ending where instead of Blitzø and fizz making out in the background, it’s Stella and Mammon making out in the background, while Blitzø does kickflips over Stolas’ dead body, and high-fives Millie, Moxxie, and Loona a bunch.
Us breaking into Spindlehorse to make this a reality:
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When you find out about Mr. Merlin:
Of course there’s a 22-episode ‘80s sitcom where Merlin works as an auto mechanic in San Francisco and takes an obnoxious teenager named Zac as his apprentice after Zac pulls the Crowbar from the Concrete. Why would there not be? If anything, the world makes a bit more sense now.
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My mom's opinions on RTC characters
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Ocean: "She's ginger, malicious, and fabulous. She's misunderstood. She's just trying to save the world so it can be ruled by gingers. As it should be. She can't help it that she's so amazing."
Noel: "Noel... Noel... is one burrito that I would like to wrap up with. Platonically. I think if he knew he was gonna pass away so young he would've gotten a better first job."
Mischa: "He should've stayed in Ukraine and worked on being a rap star instead of going on that rollercoaster."
Ricky: "He should've been allowed to shank somebody with his crutches"
Jane Doe: "She's a CREEPSTER and she needs to watch some YouTube videos on blending. But good for her with all the sunblock she clearly uses."
Constance: "She should've been allowed to be mean to people"
Talia: "I don't remember that one"
Monique: "She was fabulous. Noel should've been brought back as her."
Karnak: "He got stuck with an awful group of people. To me he's a recovering addict that picked up the first job he could find."
Virgil: "I don't know if I have anything to say about the rat..."
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Wait…
Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up?
ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
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I think about "seinfeld is a better arthurian adaptation than bbc's merlin bc it has a woman named elaine" every single day of my life. @ whoever commented that can we kiss.
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My brother's opinions on TD ships
(Warning: he's kind of a hater. also he's only on s3.)
I told him he may be cruified for this and he went "if I'm crucified now I'll be loved later. like Jesus."
Nowen: "i hope this ship hits an iceberg and sinks. they're just friends."
Gwuncan: "it's ALRIGHT. I mean like. it COULD be better. I ship it more than I ship Duncney. like I feel like it COULD happen y'know. one's goth and the other's punk."
Coderra: "no."
Aletyler: "WHAT. when did that ever happen."
Alejustin: "i feel like they would. they'd manipulate people together."
Nozeke: "NOAH ISN'T GAY 😞"
Dunhar: *mournful sniff as he walks to the fireplace and picks up log* "if this was dunhar do you know what i'd do with it" *throws log into fire*
Stuck to a Poleycule (Heather, Courtney, Gwen, Bridgette): "no. no. heather and courtney are a good duo but i don't ship them. they'd manipulate people together like alejustin."
Chref: "they're just friends to me"
Lyler: "yes :3"
Trenoah: "NO. no. no. they wouldn't."
Noco: "i mean. they're both dinguses..."
Gidgette: "yeah. they'd do a gameshow or something together."
Bridgney: "i just. it wouldn't happen"
Aleheather: "yeah. if he didn't leave her stuck to a pole- oh wait that was bridgette"
Duncney: "no. negative, sir!!! it's toxic. and that's coming from a courtney hater."
Ozzy: "yeah. it's canon."
Gwourtney: *side-eye* "no. they don't like each other"
Lesharold: "hm. it's alright."
Alenoah: *slow turn and side-eye* "nnnnno.
Lindseth: "no. no. just no."
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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
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Am I the kind of gal to decide my favourite film is an obscure niche movie about motorcycle jousting and found family that nobody has heard of or seen?
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i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet
ABCDEFGHI LMNOP RSTUVW Y
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