jin zixuan: im rich, im smart, im talented-

jiang cheng: and handsome, dont forget handsome

jin zixuan: right, that! how could you not like me??

jiang cheng: especially with that stellar personality, huh

jiang cheng: wait so you liked me instead of my sister and decided the best way to seduce me was by disparaging her?? wow you're so emotionally incompetent

jin zixuan:

jin zixuan: pot, meet kettle

Jin zixuan: I know I’m rich but I don’t care about money. I’ll marry a kind and honest woman

Jiang cheng: *walks in dressed completely in purple, screaming at everyone, and refusing to admit he loves anyone but his sister*

Jin zixuan: yes I’ll take that one

chengxuan 🌸?

🌸 kissing

cloud recesses study arc...jin zixuan is engaged to jiang yanli still and this is kind of an enemies to lovers situation because jiang cheng is mad at jzx for insulting his sister but the tea is that jzx has had a crush on jc for years...(yanli knows this and shes a lesbian)

anyway when ur a repressed 15 year old boy and your longtime crush is yelling at you for insulting his sister who you're engaged to and then he shoves you up against a wall?? rlly what r u supposed to do....oh no now you're kissing...oh no

and on that note both jzx and jc would be awful at kissing...neither of them have ever so much as held hands with anyone in their lives and they're also the two most emotionally constipated characters :/ so it's extremely awkward and they don't talk for a week 😔 then jc approaches jzx and he's like hey 😳 wanna make out again ? btw I hate u

🥊 for xuancheng!!

🥊 Exercise/Workout HC

they don’t often train together, because they get... competitive about it and push themselves too hard, trying to show off. Zixuan is used to being praised for being the best after all, while Jiang Cheng hates coming second best. And since they’re evenly matches, they just both end up exhausted and grumpy trying to outdo the other.

Xuancheng: one of us wears purple and the other wears yellow! we’re opposites!!

Also xuancheng: *both tsunderes, both emotionally constipated but soft hearted, both filthy stinking rich, etc*

Wei wuxian: ...sure

Ok modern au xuancheng really want a dog. Like they want one so fucking bad. However, they both also don’t want to scare Wei wuxian (which they will never admit out loud) so they’re like “?? What should we do??”

Anyway jiang yanli is like “get a cat!!” and xuancheng are like “we love you but ew no”

And then jiang yanli just. Shows up at her front door one day. With a cat in her hands. And is like “hi can you pet-sit for me? :D” and of course they say “yes” and now they have a cat wandering around their house for a weekend

I need you all to picture this: both xuancheng and the cat are all tsunderes. Xuancheng despise the cat and the feeling is incredibly mutual...until Saturday night, when xuancheng curl up on the couch to watch shitty action movies and the cat let’s out a little yawn and cautiously lays its head down in jiang cheng’s lap and falls asleep and xuancheng realize they would rather waste away on that couch than wake it up

They wake up the next morning, still on the couch, and suddenly they all love each other

When jiang yanli comes back, xuancheng are like “oh.....here’s your cat back........ :’(“ and jiang yanli is like “actually!!! I’ve been looking for a new owner for my cat-“ and xuancheng are like “SOLD”

They still think dogs are superior but...their cat is great!!!

Also they dress the cat up as a dog every Halloween. Wei wuxian never comes over XD

Jin zixuan: I love you

Jiang cheng: you fucked my sister

Jin zixuan: it was political!

Jiang cheng: does marriage mean that little to you? How could you do that to my sister??

Meanwhile, jiang yanli: *making out with mianmian*

#hdhdhdjdj#that's what she deserves#also I am tempted to like. write an au where xianli marries for political reasons#and jzx hooks up with jc and jyl with mianmian#and they all live happily ever after#I think that'd be very sexy of them @anxious-witch​

PLEASE DO I WOULD OWE YOU MY LIFE

Jin zixuan: I love you

Jiang cheng: you fucked my sister

Jin zixuan: it was political!

Jiang cheng: does marriage mean that little to you? How could you do that to my sister??

Meanwhile, jiang yanli: *making out with mianmian*

Jin zixuan: I love you

Jiang cheng: you fucked my sister

Jin zixuan: it was political!

Jiang cheng: does marriage mean that little to you? How could you do that to my sister??

Meanwhile, jiang yanli: *making out with mianmian*

Jin zixuan: I don’t like my betrothed, I like her brother!

Jin zixuan: so obviously the only correct course of action is to insult my betrothed, whom both my crush and his brother absolutely adore

Jin zixuan: wow I’m so smart

wei wuxian and lan wangji: *being lovey-dovey*

jiang cheng: absolutely disgusting, i can't believe them

jin zixuan, from jiang cheng's lap: agreed, don't they have a shred of common decency?

jiang cheng: do you like soup

jin zixuan: ...no?

jiang cheng:

jiang cheng: dont worry my love for you is strong enough to overcome any flaw

🎶 boys boys boys

with hairspray and denim

boys boys boys

we love them! 🎶

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You have my condolences, ChengNing fans.

No canon validation, but who’s really winning here

@chengning @wwxs-spicy-zixuan-peppers

I’m a fucking DUMBASS and I read a prompt wrong but only realised as I was just about to post it :D So enjoy this jzx/jc that nobody actually asked for, I guess :D

It was Jin Zixuan’s idea to go explore, mostly because he was bored out of his mind. Visits to the Lotus Piers were never particularly fun to begin with, of course, but this time Jiang Yanli was not well enough to deal with visitors, so Jin Zixuan was stuck with her boring brother instead. 

At least, it was just her boring brother this time. The Jiangs had figured out that Wei Wuxian and Jin Zixuan really couldn’t get along, so he was always absent for one reason or another when the Jins visited. Which would have been great, because Jin Zixuan could be convinced to tolerate Jiang Yanli when nobody bothered him or teased him or upset him in any way, but she wasn’t there and now he was stuck with Jiang Cheng who everyone said wasn’t very bright or very skilled or anything, less good than the bastard Jiang Fengmian had taken in, anyway, and…

And Jin Zixuan hadn’t wanted to spend any amount of time alone with someone unskilled, so he’d suggested that Jiang Cheng make him visit the Lotus Piers and the town around.

It turned out to be more interesting than expected. Jin Zixuan had never really gone around the Lotus Piers, usually sticking close to his mother during visits, or having tea with Jiang Yanli. He had felt no particular curiosity, knowing that of course it had to be inferior to Carp Tower. His parents often said so, criticising the Lotus Piers for its relaxed atmosphere, for the way it was so accessible to common people, for its less showy aesthetics. But Jiang Cheng, proud beyond words of his home, explained why things had been organised a certain way, why the history of the Jiang sect had favoured certain choices. His usually dull and somewhat grumpy face illuminated as he talked about the Lotus Piers, glowing in a way Jin Zixuan never knew that people could do. He’d never seen anyone do that at home.

So Jin Zixuan listened, enraptured against his will, as Jiang Cheng explained the choices of his ancestor with a skill for lecturing that none of Jin Zixuan’s teachers ever had.

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chengxuan time... jzx in a3 and jc in a4 just absolutely ripping whoever made his peacock cry to shreds (that’s HIS peacock, dammit!)

from this :)

@lesbianjinzixuan @gayjiangcheng this is for u 😤🤲

the story I'm imagining here is that jin zixuan and jiang cheng are betrothed instead of zixuan and yanli (yanli is sect heir ofc, and jc and jzx are like 12 or 13 here), and honestly? they don't really like each other 😔 but THEN jzx says something kinda mean and someone (probably mean cousin zixun) hits him in the face!! :O and yknow he's a rich kid who's never been hit in his life and he starts crying 🥺 and of course jc has to defend him!!! it doesn't matter that he's not happy to be engaged to the peacock, look at him he's crying!! and then they're alone and he's still crying and what is jc gonna do?? he's gotta make sure this idiot is okay!! and oh no he's kind of nice when he's not insulting jc..and oh no he's kind of cute when he's not so perfect and pretentious and he's doing that little smile that's the most sincere expression jc has ever seen on him and maybe...maybe jc doesn't rlly mind being engaged to him... maybe... they should hug...... maybe.... jzx will kiss him on the cheek and then run away after... maybe..they'll .. pet some dogs together...maybe in a few years at cloud recesses .. they'll kiss 😳 on the lips 😳 ..and.. get married someday...... h,husbands,,, 😳🥺🤲😔😭💕