Babies are socially accepted parasites.
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theres a billion rap songs that have nothing to do with sex and drugs and violence (not like racist ass tumblr users are using this excuse for legitimate reasons) but more importantly lets not pretend like sex and drugs and violence arent awesome
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Most Baffling shirt I have ever found
Found this gem at value village in Toronto, naturally had to buy it. Cursed knowledge of homestuck doesn’t make it any less confusing.
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my future husband will ahve to say stuff like. " i stand with my cancelled wife"
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HELLO?
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Someone who’s not German tell me what this is.
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we're more alike than we aren't
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always come home from the store like "i can't wait to play with my new touys !!! 😋" & i open up the bags like damn ... groceries again ...
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Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house
Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets
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doing my civic duty this election day by writing in the chinese communist party on my ballot
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Mr. Goodbarchev, [end of joke]
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