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Marco Bodt was a phenomenal leader 
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He took everyone into consideration
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And made a plan based off of pure luck 
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And fainted with relief when everyone pulled through
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He prevented conflict 
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And was brutally honest
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He would have been the best damn leader around
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But the burden fell to Jean instead
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Marumina Upside-Down Kiss
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debate over the best kind of chocolate—white, milk, or dark?
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“you cannot fuck osmosis jones” has the same meter as “i do not like green eggs and ham”. someone get on this mashup, stat.
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Fallout 4 should have a Catmeat companion that doesn’t follow any commands and occasionally sits in front of terminals while you’re trying to use them.
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anyone interested in seeing 6 new frogs
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teachers trying to impose responsibility
freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"
sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"
junior year: "you're almost seniors now"
senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"
College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"
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People are under no obligation to call you your prefered pronouns. Be thankful for the ones that do.
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why my nipples be hard fa no reason wat ghost is suckin my tittie
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I would do this
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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
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kazoo. not even once.
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Cute but creepy 💀💀
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