Marco Bodt was a phenomenal leader
He took everyone into consideration
And made a plan based off of pure luck
And fainted with relief when everyone pulled through
He prevented conflict
And was brutally honest
He would have been the best damn leader around
But the burden fell to Jean instead
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Marumina Upside-Down Kiss
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“you cannot fuck osmosis jones” has the same meter as “i do not like green eggs and ham”. someone get on this mashup, stat.
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Fallout 4 should have a Catmeat companion that doesn’t follow any commands and occasionally sits in front of terminals while you’re trying to use them.
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anyone interested in seeing 6 new frogs
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teachers trying to impose responsibility
freshman year: "this isn't middleschool anymore"
sophomore year: "you're not a freshman anymore"
junior year: "you're almost seniors now"
senior year: "college isn't going to be like this"
College: "Sorry guys, class is cancelled because I'm super hungover. Just do the reading"
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People are under no obligation to call you your prefered pronouns. Be thankful for the ones that do.
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why my nipples be hard fa no reason wat ghost is suckin my tittie
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I would do this
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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
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kazoo. not even once.
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Cute but creepy 💀💀
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