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my mom said we can hide in the woods, cast ancient spells, be embraced by moss and befriend eldritch creatures if it's ok with your mom
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There's definitely some story mileage in a British dude with no cultural sensitivity whatsoever still wanting to return every artifact that Britain has ever stolen out of pure self-interest because one of those motherfuckers is Maximally Cursed and he can't tell which
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NOTE TO SELF
If you liked 1985's Clue, you owe it to yourself to give William Castle's The Old Dark House a shot.
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Personally, I'm Team Dead Fish Empaths, but this is DEEPLY hilarious.
one of the best academic paper titles
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Norwegian shoulder pals. Ca. 1890 - 1910. Source.
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Remember as days get colder animals are attracted to the warmth of cars so check wheel arches or other hiding places.
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Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽
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GODS DAMMIT
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Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral
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me: oh my sauce is missing sometjing. help
garlic:
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people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.
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It is a DEEPLY weird feeling when a list goes around with books that make you go "oooh" and then you realize that you wrote 3 of them.
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