@akaelora us if i was a gay guy instead of a gay gal

I'm so angry I could piss glue

im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

It could happen to you, too.

girl help theyre interpreting my stressed-out ceiling stares as looking to the heavens for guidance even though im staunchly agnostic

its kinda crazy u can tell a doctor you get daily headaches and after one test they just be like "woah thats crazy must be like stress or something ok byeeee"

i just think thats pretty nuts ya know

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

I will never forget how two chinese college students found a spider and created a genus called Hotwheels and named the spider Hotwheels Sisyphus

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

YOU hate JK Rowling!

The Panthers used to ride around and follow the police.

So the cops would pull over some sorry black person, and get ready to rough him up, but then there were the Panthers right behind them. Watching, armed to the teeth, and citing legal statutes. It’s inspirational.

Unfollowing because [THING YOU NEVER DID]. Didn't you know it was bad because [VIRTUE SIGNALING] and that it means you support [MISUNDERSTOOD WORD]? I honestly can't believe you'd be such a [NOUN]. You need to stop being an irresponsible [QUEERPHOBIC SLUR] with your follower base. >:(

damn :/ this one is true unfortunately, i will be deactivating to atone for my sins