if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

Gently squeeze the clit to fire, you want a smooth pull not a yank

not gonna say it again

a meeting of creatures…

this is a top 10 image in my book

This was a ride ⚰️⚰️

the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.

so. donald trump is broke as fuck. he cant afford his legal defense or whatever. dude is strapped to fuck, needs money. he sold them shoes. he's sellin them bibles. we all wake up tomorrow and he's on good morning america selling poppers. Freedom RUSH. big t on the cap. says the homosexuals have this wonderful little thing you know what they call them they call them yes POPPERS theyve kept them secret from us but thats okay i dont blame them they can keep them because i got my own. yes. my own poppers. these are the purest american poppers. 99% purity the best purity. theyre medicine! not everyone knows this, about poppers, that theyre medicine, but theyre the best medicine. i use them every day, for the blood. my doctor says so." Are we buying that shit? Remember, you can't kill yourself.

*reading a label on the back of a product*

"trans fat"

gets so h ard I pass out

gender euphoria is looking rly hot to other queer people and offputting to everyone else

Rehydrated

Oppression is obviously more important than children's lives

@crushingjaws us <3