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xinnistradlord · 7 years
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Anonymously or not, tell me who you ship my muse with.
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xinnistradlord · 7 years
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Update??
I know I've been inactive these past couple weeks, quite abit has been happening with the new college year, illness and general health/motivation.
I'll hopefully be back sometime Monday, evening or later in the week. Vampire dad still lives!
You can catch me over on my personal @nyagod-nyarlathotep for shitposty stuff etc.
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xinnistradlord · 7 years
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PSA
Sorry I haven't been as active recently, health and motivation is on the downside; but hopefully I'll be getting to things tonight. If I owe any of you anything please feel free to like this!
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Why would you allow Avacyn to kill Jace and Tamiyo when they were just trying to help?
“Why? I wasn’t fond or interested in their meddling, or their opinions on the situation. They weren’t from my plane either, planeswalkers expect to gain protection from myself whenever they willingly step foot onto Innistrad? If they claimed to be as intelligent as they were, they wouldn’t have came to Innistrad to begin with. After all, as the old scriptures quote ‘the road to hell is paved with good intentions.’”
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❝ Maybe love and pain are synonyms. ❞
Never has there been anything truer; love and pain meant similar things to the vampire- from what he’d experienced at least. Having one without the other seemed impossible; a lie. Sorin knew she spoke the truth, he blinked numerous times; he took his time responding- He desired to think on this one.
His lips pursed together, a low hum ringing out as his eyes flickered upward to look at her; taking in her features. 
“One is never without the other child. Love and pain go hand in hand at the best of times.”
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"How to care for Dad: Step one. Give him lots of wine, blood is optional. Step two. Brush his hair and pet behind ears. Step three. Wrap him up in big fluffy blanket with a good book. Step four. Leave him the fuck alone."
“You aren’t wrong, wine is pleasant and so is time spend in isolation; the other two are- questionable.”
Sorin wouldn’t admit such things upfront; his eyes directing off to the right as he pulled a face. Embarrassing on his behalf, but never the less correct.
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"I am the excuse you give when you cannot follow the rules." (Totally sounds like something chaos would say so I'm rolling with it. )
“Blame you for not adhere to conduct? Excuses are simply petty acts that people use to plaster over trespasses they’ve committed. Excuses can worsen reputations; I suppose you wouldn’t care about such a thing if you claim to be a scapegoat.”
He frowned conspicuously; how irritating, perhaps he should keep an eye on this one if they ever dared to step foot onto his homeplane. His arms crossed over his chest, ears twitching; if they claimed to be an excuse for rule-breaking hooligans- perhaps they weren’t far from being the same.
“It isn’t my issue per-say, but if you do decide to step foot onto my home; and step out of line? Consequences won’t be kind or fair, adhering to my rulings is detrimental to you if one would find worth in their life and blood.”
Ashen fingers tapped the weathered leather; tolerance could be short lived with this one. Darkened eyes narrowing; how long could he play games with this one.
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xinnistradlord · 7 years
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◆ ◆   (   AN  ASSORTED  SENTENCE  STARTER  PACK. 
❝ Of course it hurts, it’s a spanking. How else would it work? ❞
❝ The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability. ❞
❝ If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious. ❞
❝ I am the excuse you give when you cannot follow the rules. ❞
❝ You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! ❞
❝ I’m about as intimidating as a butterfly. ❞
❝ You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches? ❞
❝ You look better in my clothes than I do. ❞ 
❝ We’re searching for things we should be running from. ❞
❝ When it’s cold, I’d like to die. ❞
❝ The world is full of unrequited love. ❞
❝ Maybe love and pain are synonyms. ❞
❝ I would rather be strong at heart than strong at mind. ❞
❝ We are all just dead air. ❞
❝ Now you got us whammied with the curse of squirmy death.. ❞
❝ If it doesn’t sweat, jiggle, or pant, it’s not alive. ❞
❝ I love glitter, I’m not a quitter. ❞
❝ I have never met anyone who didn’t like gargoyles. ❞
❝ People who always arrive early aren’t worth waiting for. ❞
❝ Look up, always. Look back, never. ❞
❝ In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it. ❞
❝ Funny how you’re dead, people starting listening. ❞
❝ I can’t save you unless you save me, too.. ❞
❝ Well, if there’s anything worse than a whore it’s a bore. ❞
❝ Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode. ❞
❝ Everything’s just fucking Disney with you. ❞
❝ I think you’re maybe reaching for something that doesn’t exist. ❞
❝ I’m so scared of commitment that I even hate stickers! ❞
❝ Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. ❞
❝ I haven’t even caught your name or your number. ❞
❝ Oh, the dilemmas of a teenage psychic. ❞
❝ Party at in my mind, you’re place sucks. ❞
❝ You want to kiss me, don’t you? ❞
❝ You could have had anything else in the world, and you asked for me. ❞
❝ Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck. ❞
❝ I’m beginning to think I should make that the title of my autobiography. ❞
❝ Another thing I don’t want on my tombstone. ❞
❝ I’m going to try not to make an ass of myself. ❞
❝ You’re on fire. You do know that don’t you? ❞
❝ If you answered no, please exit the building. ❞
❝ You’re still mad, I can feel it through the phone. ❞
❝ If I had a dollar for every time you said that, I would be rich. ❞
❝ Murder is all around me, striking everyone except me. ❞
❝ Give me one good reason why I should believe you. ❞
❝ Since when does that mean you have to kiss my ass? ❞
❝ I’m not saying you shouldn’t have a fully loaded weapon next to you round the clock. ❞
❝ I think it’s time you flipped this little scenario in your head. ❞
❝ The road to Hell is paid with good intentions. ❞
❝ Trust starts with truth and ends with truth. ❞
❝ I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness. ❞
❝ Love is not selective, just as the light of the sun is not selective. ❞
❝ I don’t know how to tell you what I feel. ❞
❝ I think the word for how you usually are is ‘reckless’. ❞
❝ Gratitude builds a bridge to abundance. ❞
❝ Scars are just another kind of memory. ❞
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xinnistradlord · 7 years
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Remember, while your Sorin is encased in stone make sure to feed him two to three times per day so that he can be well nourished and maintain his strength as he watches his reality slowly break apart and get destroyed by a flying bowl of ramen. -- @stoneforger
“Dare I be reminded of the confinements of that wall, it wasn’t the most comfortable but most of all I watched my world rot before my very eyes. But out of just about anyone -you’d- be the one to remind me; perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised for it was possibly in your mannerisms to be so petty over the matter.”
He blinked a few times, underlying irritation bubbling to the surface; he wouldn’t allow it to work him up so much.
“I’d assume you are simply pulling my leg. Trying to get a rouse out of me. Bravo for trying, though. How savage of you.”
@stoneforger
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xinnistradlord · 7 years
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Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse
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xinnistradlord · 7 years
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You fool. Sorin IS hot topic.
( You’re right tbh, Sorin is a Hot Topic in many ways. )
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can you take me to Hot topic Dad?
“No.”
A one syllable response. What a classic.
Who in hell and high heavens was putting such things into her head? Hot Topic? She didn’t belong there; nor would he have her dress in such a ridiculous manner. Sorin cared far too much for her to not want her to be running around Innistrad dressed like some hooligan from Kessig.
He had tolerance, but this was something he wouldn’t tolerate an awful lot of.
@thxpurifier
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"Father," Avacyn started, hesitating. Nervousness was never an issue for her, but it did not change how she felt. She looked to Sorin, her Creator, and guide in all things. "I wish to know- what is it like, loving someone?" // for the advice thing :3
Send me a problem you’re having and my character will try to give advice
“Hm?”
He paused. Eyes blinking several times as his book was laid down still opened onto his lap; piercing golden eyes enclosed by black sclera peering up at her eventually. What could she possibly want of him? What could he possibly give or share with her? His face held a certain curiosity as he cleared his throat, he would hear her out; she was obviously wanting more knowledge on something- Perhaps a book?
No, he’d been wrong- the question caught him off guard, his features shifted; brows furrowing as ears twitched. Markov wasn’t expecting such questions from her, a low hum pursing his lips; how curious. Yet how was he to answer such a question?
Had he known such a feeling, he would express it. It eluded him; as years passed he sought very little of the romantic company of others, perhaps a few millennia back it was maybe different. That was a lie; it was different. He could remember her clear as day; she was beautiful, he was ‘happy’. But all things came to an end eventually, horrifically if he remembered it correctly; everything she spewed had been lies- her affection right down to her tone. He screwed his face up even thinking about it; though the naive nature known as loving; had been present before the lies came to light.
It was an innocent feeling; one he didn’t care for much longer.
“Truthfully? It’s foolish, naive and down right immature-”
He stopped himself; it was only half true; so why withhold the rest? He pondered
“Perhaps what I’m trying to say is; love is kind to begin with. A blinding naivety. What you read can be false, not every partnership is so perfect. People desire it to be that way but, flaws are cast aside but only for so long; determined to make it work- maybe that is why many bonds break so easily after a short time. People aren’t realistic. Loving someone can be infuriating, toxic though wonderful all at the same time; I have no time for such things any longer, Avacyn.”
@purifiiied
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xinnistradlord · 7 years
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Send me a problem you're having and my character will try to give advice!
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xinnistradlord · 7 years
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Sexual Sunday! Send my muse ♒ and a nsfw/sexual question and they have to answer it - whether they want to or not.
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dishominibusque replied to your post: It kills me to think that the reason why Sorin...
//- totally just learned a new thing-
I DID TOO TBH?? I was told yesterday and just kinda went, I honestly can’t take this old man seriously sometimes. He also carries a comb around with him in his big ol’ trench coat.
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