xerxesbreaksbutt
Xerxes Break's Butt
Exactly as it sounds, I am Xerxes Break's shockingly plush rump! Even though I'm so gorgeous he tries hiding me away...
But I cannot be contained!!!
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oh YES.
oh no.
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inebriatedhands:
* Anything for a good show.
I’m a good enough show on my own, sweetie
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scarlcteye replied to your post
praise the butt
Look at that booty, show me the booty
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inebriatedhands started following you
scarlcteye started following you
WELCOME, FELLOW BUTT-WAR ALLIES.
WE RIDE AT DAWN.
#inebriatedhands#scarlcteye#WHY ARE YOU TWO FOLLOWING THIS CRACK BLOG#i mean you probably wont regret it#but i still have to question
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mcsyndrome:
“I have a small butt.. A cute butt, but a small one,” She’s really only saying this because other people are talking about butts. Gives her an excuse.
ALL BUTTS ARE CUTE BUTTS.
JOIN ME IN THIS WAR AGAINST THE SILICONE FAKES.
YOU WILL BE MY MOST USEFUL AND BRIGHT SHIELD
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mettatoniic:
Flatter than a landslide, sweetheart. Sorry.
Crush this?
With that height? Dream big, darling.
COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME.
100 YEARS AND STILL GODDAMN PERKY.
SEE WHERE YOU’RE AT IN A FEW MONTHS.
#mettatoniic#height is nothing if your ass is clearly the better of both#BE PREPARED FOR A FEW ASKS ON GIL NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON
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@mettatoniic // continued
YOU CALL THIS FLAT, HONEY?
THESE CHEEKS COULD CRUSH A TIN CAN LIKE YOU
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cariosusanima:
“You’re a talking ass; that’s the only thing that’s distracting.” Great now he’s talking back to it. Maybe he should go get Leo.
“I’ve seen weirder than you. Those things were never human though. “
“ Well excuse you! I am perfectly normal!
Just because you’ve never seen
a talking arse, doesn’t mean I’m the
weird one. ”
Well-- how offensive and rude...
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“ Well... Sir, I understand, of course,
how my obscenely fantastic looks
can be utterly distracting...
But do try to keep it together~
What kind of Baskerville can’t handle
not-so-little old me~? ”
How is it talking? Did he finally go over the edge? Did Leo punch him too hard?
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*casually makes love to*
Oh--!Oh Kevin ~!
Yes!!
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“ Well don’t just sit there and stare.
I’m a butt deserving of at least a
proper greeting and introduction! ”
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Well hello there, grandpa~~~~~~
@xerxesbreaksbutt started following you.
“……”
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I WOULD BUT I DON’T HAVE HANDS
PAY ATTENTION TO YOURSELF, THEN.
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I REFUSE. I DEMAND ATTENTION.
xerxesbreaksbutt:
SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
STOP YOUR WHINING.
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albinx:
argent-informant answered your question : whispers u guys should tell me what to draw…
Breakbutt
honestly
sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
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*spots the butt, gives it a kiss*
HAPPY BUTT NOISES
*BLOWS A KISS IN KEVIN’S DIRECTION*
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