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INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR!
Call me Xen (pronounced Zen) || He/him || I post bionicles and occasionally Metal Gear Rising || Order of Mata Nui fan || Send me crocodile memes please
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Name: Nestu The Toa of Heat
Bio: a warm hearted toa that has a fiery passion for his friends and others. Has an explosive temper when his friends are in danger. Yes he can be stupid at times but you can always rely on him to have your back. Gets along with Ghost Really well despite being polar opposites
Abilitys:
Can fly, cut through anything that is solid, melt stuff, cause the surrounding temperature to rise, is immune to heat, and will glow in the dark when using is ability, so stealth mission are out of the question
Oh yeah and he can shoot plasma
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I never told my wife I had an ex-fiancee
One thing I never told my wife is that I had a fiancee before her. It’s a long story, so buckle up.
It was the year after I graduated college. I was dating my girlfriend, Stephanie, for a couple years and things were getting serious. At the time, I had my roommate, Joey, but he was a Craigslist roommate. We didn’t know each other very well. If you asked me how I knew him aside from Craigslist, the answer is I didn’t. He wouldn’t even tell me where he grew up.
Now, no shit, on the day I was going to propose, tragedy struck. I adorned our apartment with candles and even set up a nice glass display with framed pictures of me and Steph on top. Before Steph came in, Joey walked in and tripped. He actually shattered the glass display and got some in his face. Steph came in a few minutes later as I was on the phone with 911. Fortunately, Steph is a nurse, so she was able to patch him up as the three of us went to the hospital together.
Joey would recover, but he had some issues with glass on his face. He needed some cotton gauze inside his eye, which fortunately the doctors were able to save.
Clearly, I put off my proposal for the time being, but Steph and I agreed to get married. Our engagement was hush hush. Steph’s hours were wonky so she took care of Joey when I wasn’t around. And I should’ve seen the red flags, but I ignored them. They’d hang out together with and without me. They’d be in Joey’s room and lock the door.
One day, I came home and all of Joey’s stuff was gone. He moved out. Steph wrote a note. The note said, “We fell in love and we’re leaving together. Don’t try to find us.”
I didn’t listen and I searched, but true to the note, I couldn’t find them. I’ll never know what happened.
Suffice to say,
if it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d have been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
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#Like it#I arguably Love some parts of it#I grew up with it so i kinda don't have a lot else to compare it to
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Therapist: "Skinny Keetongu doesn't exist he can't hurt you"
Skinny Keetongu:
This was before he got buff
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Based on:
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People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me
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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
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this stupid baka life isn't going according to keikaku
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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Fuck misery it's Hopemaxing time
Instead of looksmaxing we could instead smile max, or maybe kissmax
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Okay sorry to derail this post but WHAT
Commission for @eboni-napalm 💙!!
Finally finished this one after MONTHS phew... I had a ton of fun rendering this in!! Thank you for commissioning me ^^
Price was 50$ for full body, fully rendered
If you're interested in a comm, read info here
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