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Y/N: pspspsps
König: *walks over* are you trying to call a cat to you?
Y/N: no, but what I tried to call did come to me. :)
König: ???
König: ….
König: !!
König: 😳
Y/N: *giggles*
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Y/n is hiding out in an abandoned store, lying on the ground hoping to get some rest till they see Konig enter the store with something all over him…
Y/n: hey Konig there’s still some food if you want-…
Konig grabs y/n and pins them to the ground panting like a dog with his hood torn open but only to his mouth where you can see the huge smile he has planted on his face with blood dripping down from it on to your face
Y/n: A-are you okay?? Is that your blood???
Konig: hahah no my love! I ripped a man’s throat out! : D
Y/n on the verge of tears from fear: wtf???
(Sorry my grammar is horrible)
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Y/N: you make it sound like I have some serious issues
Price: you make it sound like you don’t
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Y/N: you wanna take things to the bedroom?
Konig: sure what’s up there?
Y/N: by the way did you bring protection?
Konig: why? What’s up there?
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Amusement park employee: make sure all your small items are safe!
Soap turning to Y/N: do you feel safe
Y/N: *tries to get out of seat violently*
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Y/N walking up to Price: hey dad, can I get a silenced pistol?
Price:
Price: shouldn’t you ask Ghost?
Y/N: he said no
Price: then why are you asking me?
Y/N: because he’s not the boss of you
Price:
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Price: why are you late?
Y/N: there was a biological malfunction that resulted in a surplus of unconsciousness
Soap: ?!!!
Konig: they overslept
Y/N: I overslept
Ghost: then fucking say that??
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Soap: what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger
Konig: what doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder
Ghost: what doesn’t kill me should start running
Y/N: you’re all either going to cancel each other out or come together to kill god and idk which is worse
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Dark! König, hold Maus hands place them on his chest: Come with me and we’ll be together forever.
Maus, shaking in fright: W-wha-…
TF141, pointing their guns behind Dark! König: FUCK NO!!! SHE NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!
Maus has 1 giant scary boyfriend, 3 protective older brothers, and one absolutely furious adoptive father
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konig combusting on the spot on the inside when maus leans into him and holds his hand for the first time. man's trying to keep it cool on the outside but is fighting the urge to just haul her up and squeeze her because she's too cute
YES!! It’s in public the first time it happens- away from the eyes of TF141 and KorTac. Maybe you notice he’s nervous, fidgety around the crowds of civilians. Maybe you reach for him simply to reassure yourself, anxious and uncentered. It’s a reaffirming gesture, one designed to settle both your nerves. Yet instead of relaxing, König starts vibrating.
“Are you ok?” You ask him nervously, and his hand tightens around yours as if he’s afraid you might pull away. He avoids your eyes, a hand rubbing the nape of his neck.
“Y-yes.” He replies, voice with a noticeable tremble. “Fine, Maus.”
Meanwhile König inside:
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Konig image
Y/n is hiding out in an abandoned store, lying on the ground hoping to get some rest till they see Konig enter the store with something all over him…
Y/n: hey Konig there’s still some food if you want-…
Konig grabs y/n and pins them to the ground panting like a dog with his hood torn open but only to his mouth where you can see the huge smile he has planted on his face with blood dripping down from it on to your face
Y/n: A-are you okay?? Is that your blood???
Konig: hahah no my love! I ripped a man’s throat out! : D
Y/n on the verge of tears from fear: wtf???
(Sorry my grammar is horrible)
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Taskforce 141 + Los Vaqueros
edit: i realised that i haven't added König or Horangi yet and that's in my other drafts :,D
A/N: My Y/N's are intended to be read as if the reader/Y/N is male/Trans masc, Also Bold is actions. I had so much fun making this cause I just watched vines most of the time
!!CW!!: Sexual jokes, Swearing, blood mentions, just silly cod shenanigan's (please tell me if I've forgotten any!)
Soap: HEY HEY!
Y/N: whispering Shhh the LT is sleeping!
Soap: whispering oh sorry!
Y/N: whispering what is it?
Soap: whispering The house is on fire!
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Y/N: Look at the buns on that guy
Gaz: on the floor covered in buns
Soap: barging in the room stop this is the joke police your joke was too funny
Y/N: pulls out their pistol IM NOT GOING BACK
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Y/N: I'm in mah dads car. Broom broom.
Price: Get out of my car.
Y/N: Aw :(
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Soap: singing Suck a dick Suck a dick Suck a dick Suck a mother fucking dick
Y/N: singing and playing a keyboard Suck a huge or smaaaal dick
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*ghost dragging a blood covered Y/N* (it's not their blood)
Y/N: Smug
Gaz: That feel good?
Y/N: Ah
(peanut butter baby but blood Y/N)
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Soap: When there's to much drama at base.
Y/N and Ghost beating each other up
Soap: All you gotta do is walk awaaaayeeayeeay
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Y/N: 15th time on a 5 hour road trip Road work ahead? uh I sure hope it does!
Rudy: Y/N, I swear to fucking god.
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141 at the beach
Gaz: covered in sand I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!
Soap: Posiden quivers before him!
Gaz: screaming at the sea FUCK OFF!!
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Price: walking up to Y/N
Y/N: Dad-y?
Price: Uhhh yeah :D
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Ghost: Don't tell your mother(price)
Y/N: Kiss one another
Ghost: DIE FOR EACH OTHER
Y/N: falls off chair
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a bunch of captured shadows
Y/N: look at all those dickheads
Alejandro and Rudy: clapping
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Y/N: falls through the roof
Gaz: Hey Y/N
Y/N: Hey Gaz
Y/N: that hurt
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mr sandman playing in the background
Soap: skipping happily as shit blows up behind him
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Price: toss me my keys
Y/N: throws a whole printer
Price: I said my keys!
Y/N: I thought you said printer!
Price: Why the fuck would i say printer?!
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Random TF 141 + friends headcanons (Pt.2)
Warnings: none
• Soap makes amazing pancakes. There are many videos of him trying to flip them over and failing, but that's not the point-
• Speaking of, Farah has so many vids that can be used as blackmail. She can never catch Price or Ghost doing something dumb enough for it, but the others are unfortunate victims
• König loves butterflies. Most bugs freak him out, but he finds them beautiful and peaceful. At the same time he loves bees, he really does, but he's really scared of being stung (even though it has never happened before)
• Roach, being true to his name, finds bugs really fascinating. He owns at least one metal pin of a roach that's for sure. The others also often gift him little things resembling insects
• Alejandro and Rodolfo used to sit on the roof and watch the stars together a lot as kids
• Gaz really likes swimming, especially when he can do it in the sea
• The team has UNO nights where the table ends up flipped over regularly (usually by Alejandro)
• Soap shouldn't be taken to the cinema because he talks through the movies. All. The. Time.
• Farah is really clumsy in heels since she never needed to learn how to walk in them. She'd rather die than try though. Meanwhile, Valeria could run and kill a man without ever worrying about falling or breaking her ankles
• And honestly? I think Gaz would rock the heels too, if only after a little practice
• Ghost finds sharks fascinating, especially the aspect of how many people are scared of them when they are mostly harmless
• Soap, Gaz and Alex really enjoy the Deadpool movies, they often quote lines at each other
• Graves is a Backstreet Boys enjoyer (honestly can't blame him)
• Rodolfo adores those little, fluffy white dogs that look like rats whenever they are bathed
• Put Soap in a dance circle and he's going to make a fool out of himself, but somehow slay at the same time
• Alex likes drawing tattoo ideas that he wants to get later, or simply just feel like making. Doodling calms him
• Farah takes zero shit (like Gaz), so when there is a banter with someone it can quickly turn into a heated argument or some firm words from her
• Price is a certified McDonald's hater. Calls it fake food and complains about the quality and taste constantly
• Ghost likes horror movies and laughs at them, but only when they don't have some specific scenes (I don't think I have to elaborate)
• Soap has random shit on him all the time. Once he pulled out a lollipop from his vest and started eating it on the heli towards a mission
• Most of the team plays Hay Day. They are on each other's friend lists, but Rodolfo is the only one who actually helps the others
• Alejandro builds his farm like he would in real life and tries to make it realistic, while Rudy does the same. He cares more about the cute animals though, he probably has like 10 dogs and cats
• Gaz tried to get Price to play, but he cut his whole career short because the Captain started to get obsessed and wouldn't put the phone down
• Soap always brags about how good his farm is, meanwhile Ghost quietly sits in the background with like +30 levels on him. He often plays when he can't sleep so he's ahead of everyone
• Alex and Farah kind of bond over the game, they have one shared account because neither of them spend too much time playing. They often have childish arguments over things like where they should put certain decorations, but always end up finding a compromise (Alex lets her get away with a lot in this sense)
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someone asked what königs personality is and tbh i dont think anyone can really decide so heres some headcanons of mine + respective doodles
me personally i interpret him as a gentle giant when hes not in combat, he def bends down everywhere he goes due to his height but still cannot for the life of him stop hitting his head on doorframes or whatever is in his direct path
i feel like theres also a lot of „sorry“ even if no ones looking (when he hits his head he apologises to the walls or smt, sometimes he almost knocks people over and he apologises profusely) idk i feel like hed be really polite (it cracks soap up every time)
his eyebrows would constantly be furrowed though as a result to him being nervous all of the time, he doesnt deal well with everyday interaction and prefers that the conversations held with him are strictly job related, he enjoys some one-on-one company sometimes too though (but it has to be specific people, he doesnt feel comfortable at all with people he doesnt know inside out)
i feel like hes really good with small animals or kids as well (relating to his childhood which i may or may not talk about in a future post)
on the battlefield however sweet mother of jesus that man is TERRIFYING
he remains pretty expressionless when it comes to body language, hed kill with no remorse at all, stabbing, slashing, shooting his enemies, whatever would get the job done. the only thing reflecting his emotions are his eyes, that stick out and glow almost animalistically, its like they are an entity of their own, completely disregarding the sniper hood casting its shadows.
his eyes would be torn wide open, pupils locked in miosis, darting all around and scanning the area for his next move or target
könig would carry out his objective no matter what, he does not care much about how, when or who
its a completely contrary to his "natural self". (i feel like he sometimes questions himself which side of him is the natural one though)
i have some headcanons about his upbringing/childhood too if u wanna hear abt those as well but i wont put them all in this post
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The Girlfriend Voice
König, almost baby talking over the phone: Awwwwww that's really sweet of you, Schatz...I'm still at base though. Call you later, 'kay? Love you. *kisses the phone then hangs up*
The rest of KorTac: *snickering*
König:
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Driving König Crazy
Y/N zooming with König on the highway at 120mph:
König:
Y/N, noticing König's in pain:
König:
Y/N: Babe, what's wrong?
König: GET OFF THE FAST LANE ALREADY
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könig: (y/n), do you really think I’m royalty?
Y/N: oh, you know i do.
könig: then stop bossing me around.
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ghost and his autism stare: a collection
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