xbeaubentley
The Zone
Got some new bills in the mail. Got some big favors I owe. Got some good things ahead of me. When these bad bitches let go, well, girl let's go.Indie RP account, tracking mateomills.Down to RP anything with anyone.
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"Really? But flies are so annoying."
❝ I-I wouldn’t hurt a fly. No matter what, I w-wouldn’t hurt you. ❞
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"Well see, now I'm aware of that fact, I don't think I have to act like your bitch anymore."
"I’d take note of that, between the two of us, I think I love you more than you love me but you’re still my bitch."
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"That'd be real handy actually, it'd probably keep the more whiney people away."
"That’s a great idea, get it on your forehead"
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"Total pig is a bit harsh. I mean, the give doesn't have to be letting me fondle your boobs. Like there are other things, that was just the first thing on my wish list."
"And that just proves you’re a total pig, Beau. Only willing to have a normal conversation if you’d get to fondle my boobs, seriously? If that’s how you think a friendship works then you’re totally wrong."
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"Well you're definitely safe until the end of the week. You'll have to ask me again after that though."
"How about always? You love me always?"
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"Obviously. I'm thinking of getting 'shitty friend' tattoo'd somewhere."
"You’re one shitty friend, you know?" Nicholas said laughing.
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"I wouldn't call them mentally retarded... just a bit off in their own world. I mean, I get pretty happy when I always have someone around to touch my dick and make me pancakes so I get why they're like that."
"Yeah, I get it. Ignore a lot of what the ass-man say. I don’t think so. I’m scared just thinking about those couples who seem mentally retarded.”
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"You jumped the gun a little there, but sure. Love you anyways."
"Ooh damn, mean, well, I don’t care you love me anyways. Right? Love you too!"
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"Okay, I believe you. I'm just thinking that if i had to deal with someone like me, I'd probably whack them real hard."
❝That’s so rude. I-I wouldn’t h-hurt you in any way. ❞
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"Wouldn't be the worst thing to happen to me. I mean, I'm sure kicking me in the face would work as great stress relief. Or you could just soak your tampons in vodka, that might help."
"Are you in some mad rush to get your face kicked in?"
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"Be prepared to ignore a lot of what I say. Not a fan of relationships, huh? They're convenient, though."
"And it’s not like I’ll really be someone fiance one day. I mean, relationships… I think it’s best to ignore what you said.”
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"Not completely, I'm just saying maybe you contribute to them."
"Oh wow, and now you’re blaming me because of your drinking habits? I won’t allow that, nope."
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"Hey, I'd have a very normal conversation with you if it meant I was going to be fondling your boobs at some point there, but see... It just won't happen. You've gotta give to get in friendship."
"No, no, I’d rather not keep you. See, I could go to that person to have a normal conversation and have them fondle my boobs, which I won’t be having anyone doing, but still.”
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"I like to believe so, but I'm not taking any chances."
❝ I wouldn’t do it and you know it very well. ❞
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"Hm, maybe... You'll have to wait a while though, I know now not to jump into engagements too quickly. Oh, just judging by first glance. It's a nice ass."
"Maybe I’m your next fiance, who knows?" What the fuck, Paris? “Don’t worry, to me anything it’s a compliment.” Shut up. “The same ass? How do you know that?”
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