u ever see someone with extremely fucked up views (or actions) and think wowww if a couple of things in my life went the tiniest bit differently that would have been me
yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔
okay this reminded me of the strongest human being (I use that label with some reservation) I have ever met and I still think about him like once a week because about 4 years ago on Thanksgiving night my sister, cousin, and I were going to pick up a friend about a 40 minute drive from home, and I got lost and tried to turn around on a little gravel pull-off on the side of the road, but my front tires got stuck in the snow.
we were in the middle of nowhere with no cell reception, and the only sign of life was a single, completely dark house across the road from us.
We all did our best to push the car out, and we’re strong people, but we couldn’t make it budge. Cold and stuck, we climbed back and wondered what to do. A car full of men pulled over beside us and asked if we needed help, but getting out of our locked car on a backroad at night with strange men felt like a bad idea, so we said a tow was coming and waved them along. We did that twice before finally deciding our only option was to accept the next offer for help and just risk it,
when a man came out of the house across the street.
He’d clearly been watching us and figured out why we’d been lying to people, which really surprised me & he said “it’s okay, you can stay in your car and keep the doors locked. Just start backing up when I say so.”
I had the window cracked and told him “it’s too stuck. There’s no way we’re getting out. Could you call a tow?”
And he said “just back up when I say so.”
So he walked around the front of the car, squatted, and said “okay back up,”
and I did, and
he lifted
the front of the car Into The Air. Off its front wheels, and we backed up while he essentially wheel-barrowed us back onto the road.
And we were honest to god yelling. We couldn’t help it. We just yelled until all four wheels were back on the ground and he was waving us off while we thanked him.
And then I looked at my sister and cousin & said “he REALLY told us we can KEEP our doors locked as if THAT WOULD’VE FUCKING STOPPED HIM!!!! As if he couldn’t have just RIPPED EM OFF THE HINGES.”
I later looked up the weight of my car, and it’s 3200 pounds without anything or anyone in it.
Feelin like spring trap bonnie or like I’ve got a chest burster in me. One of my ribs decided to just pop out of its place and I don’t have health insurance so I just gotta deal. Rip lol.
I spoke to someone who basically said they astral projected to an alien ship that was withen earths orbit or some shit and they said that the aliens on board spoke telepathically so there was no need for language BUT here’s the kicker, they said that there were a lot of “students” on the ship and studying humans was a bit of a project. Some saw humans as very “ant” like with how we build our cities. And others said it was like “getting to encounter a friendly mountain lion. Dangerous but exciting.”
I thought it was funny given how non dangerous humans are by themselves tbh lol.
Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.
Here lately on Instagram I’ve been getting followed by ferret accounts weirdly enough
I don’t draw ferrets??? I mean- I just might, now tho. I used to have three <3
OH YEAH- I don’t have much art here but if you guys would like I do have commissions open ! I currently have 0 money until Saturday :’)
My art style is very cartoony !
If you want more examples def message me! I can do animation as well :0
I would love nothing more than to find some starving artist struggling to get any attention on Tumblr, reblog 3 or 4 of their art pieces, and then learn they got bombarded with notifications from my followers because of it.