kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
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I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE
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is this why i’m single
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fun gender neutral things to call your partner:
OPPONENT
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make shorter posts im too lazy to read
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Rules to learning English
1. their our know rules
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i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored
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“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”
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do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
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It does not matter if you are just joining or you have been there for years, everyone is a true fan.
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How I encourage my friend
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Game: choose your specialization
Me: healer
Game: you have chosen UNDERPAID BABYSITTER
Me: wait-
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