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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.
Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.
Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:
violence:
drinking their own urine:
or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.
Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.
This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.
That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.
Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.
You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.
Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.
The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".
And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.
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there are quite a few of these so if it actually ends up being true... ykw I ain't even that mad at her anymore (i'm kidding but am i)
https://twitter.com/emtalksfootball/status/1765329993142292985?t=6NurhIqsUDuBrmksaNevOA&s=19
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Thought she might be leaving but didn't see her going to the NWSL👀
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Sammy staying positive surrounded by the best people x 🥹💙
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WHYYY CAN I NO LONGER SAFELY NAVIGATE THE SAM KERR TAG WITHOUT SEEING SMUT P L E A S E @ smut writers on tumblr make your own tags and stick to them!!!!
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just remembered the fact someone used to send me ‘no bitches?’ at the start of every month for a very long time. wherever you are no bitches anon i hope you’re doing well
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The KMewis 15 era begins🔥🔥
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Well I think we all knew it was just a matter of time before she was confirmed for one of the London area clubs!
I'm sad for Gotham, happy for Kristie!
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