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literally the ideal man is someone who respects women, is stupid as all fuck and likes getting pegged
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I’m trying to write just small drabbles but omg it is so hard. My fiction writer brain takes over and I cannot!!!! We only stan multi chapter fics in this house 
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Courtney: Bisexual culture is not knowing whether blue or pink is at the top but only knowing purple is in the middle
Joven: Here’s what I use to remember: pink is top because I want women to top me
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When Smosh Ended- Part 3
You stepped out of the dressing room and headed to set. Everyone was there, including Shayne. 
“Took yah long enough,” Damien put his arm around you. 
“Sorry, a lady has to look nice,” you smiled up at him. 
“Alright are you guys ready to start?” Matt Raub called from behind the camera.
“Yes!” You all cheered, you were genuinely happy to be back and doing something you loved. 
“Alright welcome back to another Try Not to Laugh Challenge,” Courtney spoke into the camera. 
“You guys know the rules 30 seconds to make someone laugh, no touching.” you picked up where she had left off. 
“Who’s going first?” Damien asked. 
“You’re sitting on the chair,” you responded with a sly smile on your face. 
“Alright, I’ll go,” 
You all walked back behind the divider to come up with a plan. You all immediately started grabbing at props and the costumes. You picked up some big sunglasses and sorted through the other props. You looked over at Shayne and immediately noticed he was taking off his shirt. 
You rolled your eyes at how good he looked, it wasn’t fair. 
Courtney went out to try and make Damien laugh and you all walked to the edge to peak at what she was doing. You could feel Shayne at your back and you couldn't concentrate on anything that was going on except for the heat that was coming off of him. He moved his hand to your butt and you whipped around to wide eye stare at him. His bold move was sexy. 
Courtney succeeded at making Damien laugh by doing some dumb joke you missed. You decided you wanted to go out feeling very energized from Shayne’s hands on you. 
You did a rendition of a long standing inside joke successfully making him laugh. 
The others went Courtney, Olivia and then Shayne. 
You stood behind the divider and sweated, trying to think about what you should do. You felt like the pressure was a lot higher for some reason. You would be face-to-face in front of everyone after making out in the dressing room. 
Noah went out first and you decided you wanted to go next to just get it over with. 
Noah came back smiling at whatever it was he did and you stepped out with no props in hand. 
“Hey, Shayne,” you smiled at him, “look at me,” you commanded from behind him on his left. 
He looked and you pulled your hand out of pocket flipping him the middle finger and on it you had written pizza place. (this was funny in my head idk)
He looked at it and then spit his water on you. You flinched out of the way, your face covered with his spit and water. 
You went back and everyone asked what you had done to make him laugh and you showed them. 
Soon Shayne’s turn was over and Keith and Noah went. Now it was your turn and you sat down on the stool and took a sip of water and held it in your mouth. 
Everyone came out and they all made you laugh. Shayne was the last one. 
You sat on the stool and put your final mouth full of water. 
Shayne came out and started saying something stupid that wasn’t making you laugh. He turned to look at you smiling his eyes a little crazy. Before you could react he pressed his lips to yours. You were so shocked you spit the water out all over his face. It sprayed out in every direction and everyone screamed and laughed at the shock of what had just happened. 
He pulled away and you tilted your head back and let out a loud laugh. 
“I was desperate, sorry,” he laughed and clapped his hands together. 
“I hate you!” you laughed and got up from the stool. 
Everyone came out and clapped him on the back. You looked around and everyone seemed to take it as a joke. You had kissed before on set and in videos so you didn’t think it would be a big deal. 
You signed out the video and walked off set to get your stuff and go home. 
You went back into the dressing room where you had left your stuff from earlier. Shayne followed you in. 
“Sorry if that was too much,” he stood awkward in the doorway. You could tell he was over thinking the kiss. 
“It’s fine. It was actually really funny. But the fan fics about us are going to blow up,” you shouldered your back pack. 
“Yeah,” he stood there some more, “Do you want to come over tonight?’
Your heart pounded you had never been alone at Shayne’s place. Sure you had been there with others around but never just the two of you. 
“I would really love to cook you dinner,” he stepped forward and took your hand. 
“Yeah, sure,” you blushed and looked down at the ground. 
He grabbed your face and planted another kiss on your lips. You kissed back this time knowing there was no water to spit in his face. 
Okay, this was a rough one. I promise some spicy smut in the next one! This was pretty tough to think of funny stuff so I hope that’s ok. 
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Did the new video make anyone else thirsty for Shayne? Got some new inspo for the next chapter of my fic!
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ssg might be happening…… catch me breaking out the inflatabulls shirt i won in that giveaway last summer as i begin screaming and never stop
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When Smosh Ended- Part 2
When you got to Ian’s after the shutdown Shayne wasn’t there yet but your heart pounded both for Smosh and what you would do when you saw him. 
You sat on the couch and everyone around you talked about how it wasn’t over for them. Shayne finally walked in and your heart sped up even more, something you didn’t know was possible. He sat down next to you and just as you were about to say something, anything, Ian spoke and all was forgotten. The words fell away from you and the only thing left was your concern for Smosh and everyone that had been laid off. 
You hadn’t hooked up with him again since the first time, you had no real alone contact since that night. Every moment was spent with Smosh or thinking about little videos you could do to get some content up. 
You even had him and Courtney over to help you clean out your closet, but nothing happened even when Courtney went to the bathroom and you were left alone. 
But now it was different, now you had your jobs back but this time hopefully it would be even better. 
On your way to work the anxiety of the unknown both in your professional life and romantic life caused your palms to sweat leaving the steering wheel slick.
You drummed your hand on the steering wheel, and turned down the radio. You would have to remember to adjust to the time getting to your new office. You thought about seeing Shayne. Now, the time for talking about what to do was over. There was no time left. 
During your time in between you had both been so concerned with keeping Smosh’s head above water you didn’t have time to think about the night you had shared together, except late at night when you were alone in your room. 
You wondered if he still even felt the same way about you after all the time that had past. 
You pulled up to the new office and parked your car. You took a moment to collect yourself thinking about seeing Shayne. You fiddled with the hem of your dress and finally grabbed your bags and got out of the car. 
“Y/n, hey!” Courtney ran up and hugged you. 
“Hi! Are you ready for our first day?” You both were nothing but smiles. 
“Yes! I literally can’t wait to tell all the fans.” 
She grabbed your hand and you walked into the building. She gave your hand a squeeze, you both had talked about being nervous over text last night. 
You turned into the conference room Ian had told you to meet in and you saw Shayne and couldn't help the smile that had formed on your face when you saw him sitting next to Damien. They both looked like they had just been goofing around. You couldn’t deny the blush that had formed on your cheeks. 
“Hey, guys,” Damien sang out when he saw you two enter. 
“Morning,” you called to those at the table and you and Courtney took the available seats across from them. 
“Are you guys excited?” Courtney spoke as soon as her butt hit the seat, we were a little early and waited for a few more people to join the meeting. 
“You know we are, Courtney we talked about it all night.” you laughed. 
“I know I’m just too excited to hold it in.” 
“I know same honestly,” you grabbed her hand again and waved it around. 
You noticed Shayne texting under the table and your phone buzzed a few minutes later. 
Let’s talk after the meeting.
You held the phone to your chest worried Courtney would read it and eyed Shayne, he eyed you back. 
Okay.
You looked up at him again when he read his phone and he smiled at you, and you looked down at your hands in your lap and smiled. 
The meeting consisted of the basics, reading over and signing new contracts and then pitching some video ideas. You were all extremely excited for what came next. 
But, a brick sat in your stomach as you read the bylines about relationships-
Coworkers are not to date.
That was the gist of it and you and Shayne looked at one another during that part and you wiggled uncomfortably in your chair. 
After the meeting a chance to talk never came. You all went immediately into filming. 
“Ok guys we have to film our Smosh is back video and do some promo stuff,” Ian led you guys into the studio. “We can do a Try Not to Laugh, after to get things started and us back into the groove,” 
“Ok, if we do try not to laugh, I’m going to need to change out of my dress,” you went to your bag and thanked god you packed a change of clothes to leave at the office. 
You filmed the reveal and then left to change into your jeans and ‘i helped’ shirt, something you wouldn’t care if it got water on it. 
You went into the dressing room and flipped on the light and lifted your dress over your head. You turned your back to get your clothes out of your backpack. 
“Y/n,” 
You jumped and turned around covering yourself with your shirt. 
“Shit, Shayne,” you tried catching your breath. 
He grabbed your arms and lowered the shirt and his eye hungrily took in your mostly nude body and you were so glad you went for the thong and not the other underwear you had picked out originally. 
He pulled you in kissing your lips and you running his hands over your body. You reached up to his face and felt the stubble there. 
“I missed this,” he rested his forehead against yours and kissed your nose. 
You wrapped your arms around his waist and leaned into his chest. 
You finally tore away and looked up at him. 
“I think we should get out there and I should put some clothes on,” you playfully shoved him away and he looked back at you biting his lip before sneaking out the door. 
You finished getting dressed and fixing your hair since some strands of it got stuck in Shayne’s beard. Your head was fuzzy from his touch and close proximity. The smell of his kiss lingered on your lips and you reached to touch them. 
You left the dressing room realizing you had wanted to spend that time thinking up so bits and now it was too late. Lord help you... 
TO BE CONTINUED!! 
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Just read "When Smosh Ended - Part 1" holy GUACAMOLE that was PERFECT!!! I'm guessing we both listen to the podcast lol, I could so imagine that happening- and LOVED the smut!!! Can't wait for part 2!
EEEE thanks so much! I was hoping i did you proud. I’m working on part 2 now! 
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I really love your writing!! Especially the angst turned fluff pieces! Keep up the amazing work lovely 🥰
Thanks, baby!! have a good day! 
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When Smosh Ended- Part 1
I had a burst of Shayne love and this was born!! 
WARNINGS- smut/drinking
You got ready for work that day. You put on a blue dress with white flowers and white sneakers. You spun feeling very pretty for the videos you would be filming today. 
Smosh had just started filming again after being bought out by GMM. You were ready to get back to a real work life and a real schedule. 
You had hung out with the squad and everyone else as much as you could but it would be nice to not be so stressed about where you all were going and what you would do next. 
As you pinned you hair up and curled the ends you remembered the last day you had at the Smosh office. Everyone was going crazy and having fun taking their anger out on the office. 
Shayne was sitting alone in a conference room drinking a beer and staring out of the window. 
“Hey Shayne,” you pushed open the glass doors and stepped into the room. It smelled like beer. 
“Hey,” he turned around and looked at you. “You want a beer?” He slid the six pack over to you and you took one out. 
“Do you have a bottle opener?” you slid out a chair and sat down, crossing your legs. Your bare feet dangled close to Shayne’s. 
“Yeah,” he grabbed the room temp bottle from your hand, your fingers brushed against his. 
He popped the top and handed it back to you and you brushed fingers again but this time it felt more deliberate. You put the bottle to your lips and you noticed him watching you. 
“You alright?” you put your hand on his thigh to bring his far away eyes back to you. 
“Yeah, just strange, yah know.” 
“I know,” you squeezed his thigh again and he grabbed your hand giving it a squeeze. 
Things with Shayne had always been more than everyone else. Best friends you called it but your connection would have flourished if it had not been for the rules of Smosh. But, now you guessed that didn’t matter anymore. 
“Shayne,” you squeezed his hand. 
“Can we just spend the day having a good time and worry about what comes next tomorrow?” he interrupted you. 
You needed no more clarification than that. 
“Well, shall we then?” You stood up, tugging him with you. 
“Yeah,” 
You led him out of the conference room. 
The rest of the day was spent drinking and destroying and talking. You all sat down and told stories. You would make eye contact with Shayne. The look in both of your eyes was one of love and lust and the promise of what you both knew would happen later. 
By the end of the night you had both drank the six pack plus a little more that had been scattered around the room. 
You found yourselves in the prop room, the lights out kissing each other. He held you in his arms and his stubble scratched your face leaving it red. You both waiting to leave so no one would see you coming out together. 
You walked out first wiping your mouth and adjusting your skirt the burn of his touch still lingered on your thighs as you walked toward the elevator and to your car. Shayne said he would follow and meet you at your place. 
You got in and clenched your thighs together the thought of his warm hands touching your body made you drive a little faster to get home. 
You pulled into your spot and ran up the metal stairs, the clang of each step caused a vibration up your legs and you ran up faster clenching your keys in your fist. You put the key in the lock and opened the door. 
You ran to your room and began picking up your dirty clothes and checking your makeup. The area around your mouth and nose was a little red by you thought it gave you a sexy look. Your skin glowed in the warm light of the lamp you had turned on in your room. Your hair had fallen a little when Shayne ran his hand through the strands tugging just lightly on the back. Not enough to hurt but enough for you to whimper for more. 
Just as you had taken your hair down and fluffed it up with your hands you heard him knock at the door. You checked your phone and saw that he had texted you a few moments before letting you know he had pulled into the driveway. 
“Ok, be cool, you can do this.” you gave yourself one last look in the mirror and walked to the hall to open the door. 
“Hey,” he stood under the light of your porch. 
“Hi,” he smiled and your face heated up. 
You were tingling at the sight of him, his hat on backwards and the light stubble of his face. You couldn’t wait to know what it felt like to have those arms wrapped around you. 
“Come in, do you want anything to drink?” you turned to lead him in. 
“No,” you felt him close behind you and he wrapped his hands around your waste. 
He leaned in brushing your hair from your should and kissed your neck. You inhaled at the warm touch. Your knees felt weak at his presence. He spun you around and kissed you as though he had never or would never kiss another person again. 
You reached up to his face and caressed his cheek you pulled his hat off and ran your fingers through his hair. He reached down and caressed your butt and squeezed, trailing his hands up the hem of your skirt and touching your bare skin. You inhaled at the need for his touch.
He pulled away and kissing your eyelids and resting his forehead against you. 
“Should we go to your room?” He kissed your lips waiting for you to answer. 
“Yes,” you were breathy and your voice shook. You trailed your hands down his arms grasping his hand. 
You pulled him to your bedroom where he immediately gripped the back of his shirt and pulled it over his head. 
You lie on the bed your legs slightly open and Shayne climbed onto you immediately kissing you and grasping your butt. He put his hand up your skirt and found the silk of your thong. You could feel how wet you were and he could to causing him to slip the fabric to the side and put his fingers inside of you, curling them as he went. 
You gasped and put your face to his neck. He took his fingers out and your sat up taking your shirt off, he pulled down your underwear leaving your in just your skirt. 
You stayed sitting and pulled at his belt bucking, fumbling to release the clasp. He pushed your hands away and got up from the bed. You sat up on your elbows and looked at him. His belt open and his watch on, his eyes were dark and you grew wetter just by the sight of his erection pressing into his khaki jeans. 
He pulled his pants down and moved closer to you, you pulled your skirt down the rest of the way so that you were naked on the bed for him. 
He came back and pressed his warm stomach to yours grasping your face to kiss you as he grabbed himself and pushed it inside. You moaned at the warmth and pressed your face to his neck. 
He thrusted a few more time before you pushed him onto the bed and climbed on top of him. You placed your hands to his chest and rocked up and down, taking all of him inside of you. You liked watching him take in your body. He held your breasts and took your nipple into his mouth causing you to moan and sink deeper onto him. 
“Oh god, Shayne,” you grew warmer and clenched yourself tighter around him. 
He sat up and wrapped his arms around your body fucking you back. You came while pressing your mouth to his neck to quiet the moan that had escaped. 
“Oh fuck,” he came a few moments after you. 
You both sat there, him still inside of you catching your breath and trailing kisses down each other’s faces and arm. 
You finally got up and stumbled into the bathroom. 
You came back to Shayne wiping himself off with a towel you had left on the ground. 
He got back in bed, patting the spot next to him. You climbed in and he immediately took you in his arms and you put your head to his chest. Kissing his still exposed stomach. 
He reached down and ran his fingers through your hair. 
“I like you so much, y/n.” He kissed the top of your head. 
“I like you too,” you looked up into his eyes and you both smiled at each other. 
You stayed there for the rest of the night talking about everything from what you both thought about would happen for Smosh until you fell asleep. 
The next morning you woke up and both checked your phones. A group chat had been made and Ian texted saying to come over to his house. Smosh wasn’t over. 
You set your phones down looking at each other. 
He put his hand to your cheek and you kissed the palm of his hand. No words were spoken but you both understood you would wait to see what happened with Smosh before you did anything else. 
You both got out of bed and Shayne went to his house to shower and get ready for Ian’s. You walked him to the door in your robe and kissed each other goodbye. It was long and full of, this isn’t over and we will be together soon, just not now. 
You finished with your hair and filled your purse with the days essentials and grabbed your backpack with your laptop. You hadn’t spoken to Shayne yet but you knew you would need to. 
TO BE CONTINUED...
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I was thinking about Courtney’s tweet and I wonder if the Thursday video is going to be about their sexuality? What do we think? What do YOU think the video will be about?
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Eyyyyyyy welcome back! Plz load me up w some sexy/sensual Shayne/Reader fics plzplzplz I am starved of them and desperate
BITCH SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES TOO SEXY TO IGNORE! GIVE SHAYNE LOVE! GIVE SHAYNE SUPPORT!! 
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Pin bois (Smosh’s insta story)
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here have shayne yelling ‘and i’m pan’
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Sweet blessings! I have posted a new fic. bless up. go easy it was a rough ride. 
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