When you realize your food bowl is half empty and starvation is inevitable.
By Curious Zelda
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Talking to my mom is like going through an unskipable cutscene in a game I’ve played several times.
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These chip flavors
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You can tell someone doesn’t read much if they keep trying to talk to you while you’re reading a book
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YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
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Cooking with Nicki Minaj.
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Not saying I agree but I do understand
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When I read horrific news, I used to think “Please, don’t be black” which then became Please, don’t be Florida" which has now become “Please, don’t be named Mohamed”
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We have arrived.
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