We do not jack off into your gas tanks. We do not have a reputation for tank cranking. Not two months ago we fired a mechanic who was charging dudes 20$ a load to cum in the cars at night.

hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

Pegasus dies in the manga but I don't want to accept it. Actually, after duelist kingdom, he goes on a three-week healing spiritual wellness and yoga retreat in Costa Rica, drinks charcoal and vegetable smoothies to cleanse himself and go sober, gets in touch with the natural vibrations of his soul, screams into volcanoes to release his deep soul traumas with a beach-blonde woman named Tessa from Santa Barbara, learns light language, discovers his true spiritual name, and comes back even more toxic than before

"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"

starting to suspect this found family group im part of considers me to be the pet

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

Lighting striking atop Acatenango volcano in Guatemala

the sa/nrio x slashers collab when

‘My cat Max’ by Irina ♡

the sink helps you with water

Ass or titties ?

I will literally consume the entire woman

petplay but with the vibe of "your pet would eat you if you died near it" yeah i would