my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
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me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels
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Scary Movie 3 (2003)
dir. David Zucker
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im a snail and god is salting me
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I am fucking screaming lmfao
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