tips for dealing with loneliness

1. make a ton of pinterest boards

2. jack off as much as possible

3.

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

literally this

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

if a nonchalant teenager lived in skeleton world they would probably sometimes say something like "uhhh... *scoff* what the skull?"

Hamidown

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

aw man guys please make sure you do NOT look up 'headless dead body corpse guts gore limbs off real dead body with guts out real death exsanguinated bones removed' on google images. this is the worst april fools of my life

2011

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

*sadly plays witj hot wheels* ................i miss mcr :(