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every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.
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imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨
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Favourite songs too short? Turn your favourite song into a 2-hour album with just one simple trick! Passengers in the car are gonna love it!
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I think I've found my favorite [citation needed] on Wikipedia.
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being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.
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Stop equipping every character with therapy speak and instead consider placing them somewhere on this chart
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underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm
that’s the stuff………………
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Bothersome creature
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