kind of curious about thane's education like we know he's been trained to be a professional assassin for all his life so it's reasonable to assume that his upbringing & education are heavily combat-centered and less focused on culture. after all what's the point of teaching asari literature or turian history or human philosophy or anything to a guy who's literally meant to be a living weapon. and yet dude talks like he's got three English degrees and seems quite literate in both his own culture (constantly referencing ancient drell mythologies) and alien ones (quoting human philosopher hobbes). wtf thane, where did you get all that? spent all your spare time reading Homer n shit when you're not busy bombing krogans?

been replaying mass effect 2 and kind of torn between romancing or not romancing garrus. on the one hand it's the turian that we all love but on the other hand I find the tali/garrus romance really sweet and there are dialogues hinting that tali has a crush on garrus and I'd hate to leave my girl tali in that kind of unrequited love sort of thing when garrus is like right next door to her.

and then thane showed up. problem solved lol space frog man here I come

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history

the part where edi says she's fascinated by traynor's ability to be turned on by a disembodied voice lmao girl have you been to the 2001 a space odyssey fandom

took a look around the mass effect subreddit and it seemed like the destroy ending was somehow viewed as the "real" (and preferred) ending there?? kind of wondering what's the generally preferred ending (if there is one) in other communities? I remember from a few years ago that the overwhelmingly preferred ending in my country's player community was synthesis so i was quite surprised seeing destroy actually being the preferred one in that sub. cultural differences? pragmatism? we generally give less shits about humanity staying "pure"?

having an experience

what if hal9000 had little noodle arms

I’m like if a hater enjoyed things

Scenes from a marriage.

i heard that lieutenant uhura has an eight pack….. that lieutenant uhura is shredded

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

saw someone misspell "stochastic terror" as "socratic terror" so I'd like to clarify that stochastic terror is the public demonization of a person or group resulting in the incitement of a violent act that seems random but is not, while "socratic terror" is what every athenian felt when they went down to the agora in the 5th century and saw an old man with a beard approaching them

i could never live on a starfleet ship cause I'd know some cunt in security is reading through all my search queries Alien Penis alien penis comparison alien penis chart penises throughout the galaxy penis in every language what species are sexually compatible with humans what species can humans SAFELY uave sex with sex sent me to the sickbay season 78 alpha quadrant penis tour what species has the most penises and that's how far I'd get before they overrode the security lock on my quarters and broke in and killed me for being academically curious

David Byrne covering Kraftwerk’s The Model

The Pleasure Principle (Portrait Of Edward James), 1937 René Magritte

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles