i hate everything dude what do you mean i had to pay 20 dollars extra for my shoes to be off-white instead of pure white . ITS TWO SHADES OF WHITE

God didn’t give me a dick cuz I’d get hard from a timelapse of a flower blooming and everyone would make fun of me

institution

i know how much it sucks to baby middle aged liberal politicians but tbh we HAVE to applaud them for the bare minimum . when they make changes in the right direction it’s only for the publicity and if we don’t acknowledge that and thank them for it they won’t keep making moves to help us . it sucks ass but THEY HAVE PRAISE KINKS remember to talk about the “good news” and “big moves” because if we don’t talk about it = no publicity and no publicity = no more politicians and gov officials caring about saving our lives

Messaging a girl and she referred to her conversation with me as "just playing with her food" and I nearly moaned out loud anyways what about you guys how have your days been

this too shall pass

hate cooking at home. making kraft dinner? sorry no milk it’s expired. maybe i’ll use some light cream instead just a little? no sorry that’s expired. that’s okay i’ll make a sandwich? sorry no bread. that’s okay i will use … hotdog buns. what should i put on my sandwich hmmm . we have…. cherry tomatoes. and a full brick of parmesan. and that’s it. hold on….. found salami!! hold on . it’s expired

i need a cigarette so i got a warm chicken noodle soup instead

duality of man : desire to be known by those you love + fear of intimacy and being perceived

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

i’ve had this mindset for a long time that whenever i feel overwhelmed abt like . the unfairness of everything. i post more info on my instagram or whatever just to try and do what i can but even then . i know where to put the anger and i know where to put the sadness but where do i put the hopelessness . how can you fill that hole that seems to grow every day

another day of the world literally falling apart around us !!!

another day of the world literally falling apart around us !!!