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Important!
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it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
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date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them
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all memes aside, the first two shrek movies are literally and unironically good ass films i’m being deadass serious
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“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.” 
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Be sad but get up. You don’t have to shower. You can put on the same clothes you wore yesterday. Nobody will care. The sky is blue, wildflowers are blooming by the side of the road. Strangers have stories to tell. Go for a walk, go for a drive, go to a greenhouse, a bookstore, a movie theater. You can stay in bed but nothing is going to happen there. Sometimes you’ve really just got to get the fuck up.
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Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog
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Not all heroes wear capes
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Playboy Bunnies: THEN AND NOW
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“scam on” 😂😂
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