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womaninthehighlands · 8 hours
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not gonna say it again
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bitches call my dick game weak bc my thrusts are uncoordinated and sloppy and i keep losing my erection thinking about the ramifications of the maze
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Spring flowers time lapse by Neil Bromhall
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I don't know if this is crazy or clever, but it's a 1918 bank in Newark, MD. And, it's still a bank, but someone had the wherewithal to stage it to look like a house. They are calling it 2bds, 1ba and asking $209,999. I've never seen such chicanery.
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So, in the bank staff room, they put a living room in the corner, then a wood dining room set.
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It's pretty clever, though. They put a portable bar in front of the employee kitchen and added stools and spices, etc.
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You can see that this is small staff kitchen. They put out a cannister set, some decor, a pot on the fridge, a pan on the stove, and a dish rag. Looks like they brought in a bigger fridge and put it next to the small staff one.
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And, they very cleverly made the bank president's office into a primary bedroom.
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But, what do you do with the actual bank teller windows?
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Well, you make it into a combination home office/pool room.
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It's okay to leave the vault, unlike the other bank we saw this week, b/c people like that feature.
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This office became the 2nd bedroom.
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They redid the bathroom and put in a shower.
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In this office they put in a washer/dryer and piled some beach stuff in to make it look like storage.
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Also, unlike the other bank we saw, the drive-thru is completely intact. Being a smaller facility, it only has one lane but the window is completely intact.
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Of course, there's no yard, but the .27 acre property is a large parking lot.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8420-Newark-Rd-Newark-MD-21841/37733343_zpid/
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hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent
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womaninthehighlands · 10 hours
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When your lady on her period.
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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womaninthehighlands · 12 hours
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google help me
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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here
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one of my friends who never uses facebook just logged in to post “currently going beastmode on the fool who pilfered my lint roller”
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god this tickles me
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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
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