james “fuck it if i can’t have him” potter and regulus “i might just die it would make no difference” black

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

of course he's read the secret history!!

further proof that conan gray is sirius black

Wolfstar raising Harry

Harry: *watching Remus pour Coca-Cola down the sink* what are you doing?

Remus: I’m using this to dissolve whatever gunk is clogging the drain

Harry: cool, do you think it will dissolve the screwdriver that’s down there?

Remus: the fucking what?

learning how to be a better writer is really all about having the confidence to be shit at it!!! let yourself suck and have fun with it!!!! give yourself the permission to write the worst story in existence and then write it slightly better!!! a snail may be slow but he's still crossing that sidewalk and he's doing great and i love him

remus defending himself to mcgonagall: i said no to drugs but they wouldn’t listen

James: Regulus...

Regulus: Oh no, 'Regulus' in B flat.

Regulus: You're disappointed.

literally the tags for every wolfstar fic i swear

wolfstar be like

James, at some point : You speak FRENCH ?? Say something !!!

Regulus : Tu es l'homme le plus beau du monde, mon amour. (You're the most beautiful man in the world, my love.)

James : What does it mean ?

Regulus : It means don't give me orders you fucking bastard

the almost contentious but intimate relationship between a woman and the book she’s been trying to read for a year

Remus: (watching Sirius) What’s it called when you’re annoyed by stupidity?

Regulus: Justified.

someone: you’re so resilient

remus: thanks my options were that or dead

Lily: *Points at Remus*

Lily: This is my favourite Remus. I waited forever to have him here. Isn't he precious.

Lily: *points to Sirius and James*

Lily: These are Dumbass and Prickly. I found them in alley behind a dumpster. They try to murder each other sometimes.

Sometimes I just can't be bothered to put my glasses on so I just squint until the blurs become shapes

- James Potter, probably