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(20 - She/He - My name's Dani, but call me Wolf bc that's cooler - I make bad art) Welcome to my domain. Current obsession is Stardew Valley + mods, and Hazbin Hotel Twitter: @Danika_T_Wolf
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GOD this idea is so funny.
"You've completed the monster slayer hero list! What do you mean you didn't know slimes can breed!?"
"I thought they spawned into existence by black magic or something. Stop yelling at me :("
The fact that you can find the Monster Compendium while killing monsters is interesting
It means someone at some point in the past decided to go on an expedition in the caves to identify what monsters that lived there and got killed. And the monsters then stole the book.
It could have been someone with an interest in monsters but without much fighting abilities that underestimated just how dangerous the mine is, someone like Victor for example (without the self-preservation instincts). Probably lots of 'tourists' got killed down there over the years, which is why you can also find sneakers while spelunking.
Or it could have been an unfortunate adventurer, one of the first monster hunters that tried to make the valley safe enough for Pelican Town to be created, that simply wanted to figure out what creatures they had to deal with. Either way, it's basically a piece of the local history that tells an exiting tale of how humans and monsters interact.
And the fact that the farmer benefits from finding the book also means that they know jack shit about the monsters they are killing. An encyclopedia of monsters can only have the most basic facts in it, stuff that an actual adventurer should already know and probably the first things they learn before starting their career, yet it's all new information for the farmer. Btw we're talking here about the best monster hunter in Ferngill Republic, by far (poor Isaac).
(No, but seriously. Imagine Isaac struggling for more than an hour to kill some dangerous monster in the Badlands only for the farmer to come along, pull the book from their backpack, spend a few minutes reading through it, complain that the monster isn't in the compendium, then killing it in a few seconds)
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It's pretty funny that Magic rock candy, the universal loved gift for everyone, is a hated gift for Lance, just because our favorite gallant adventurer doesn't eat anything sweet. But this is "rare and powerful candy infused with the essence of a prismatic shard," therefore a very useful magical item. And our Lance, even if he was badly wounded, would refuse to eat candy because of, I don't know, the fact that it's candy that might mess up his figure... Or teeth.
A little OOC for him, but it would be a great crack story when the Farmer, after dragging an injured Lance to safety, gives him this magic candy that will instantly help.... To hear him refuse. "I'm afraid this doesn't suit me..." Lance, you're dying, eat your fucking candy, stupid bitch-
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What makes the farmer of Stardew Valley so... different?
What made the Junimos believe this twenty-something loser could be their saviour?
Why does everyone accept their behaviour, and choose to believe they're a friend when their behaviour is almost stalkerish?
Why did Mr Qi believe they were interesting enough to meet?
When anyone else visits the old community centre, they find an abondened building with rotted wood beams and plants growing through the floor, but when the Farmer explores, the spirits of a different world greet them at the door.
Everyone knows of these legendary fish, rumoured, but never seen. The Farmer can find them all with unnatural ease. Willy has worked in the fishing industry for his whole life and he only knew of their existence, and has not once been able to find one.
The explosive force of several kilos of dynamite should be enough to shred a person to pieces, but, it just knocks them around a little.
Aliens crash landed on his property. The witch cursed his farm, the skeletons cursed his luck. The fairies gave him blessings in return.
Why is it that when anyone else looks down, they see dirt, but when the Farmer looks, they find an ancient fossil of unknown origin? Why does regular food and drink change them at the atomic level?
Is it a blessing or a curse to be at the centre of the vortex, forever forced to play out century-old vendettas and be the change in a thousand lives? Wherever the farmer goes, the world moves with them, twisting itself around to curse and appease them as much as possible. Is the Farmer drawn to the supernatural, or is it the supernatural that finds the farmer so alluring?
And everywhere they go, Mr Qi watches, and waits.
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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.
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SCP-5999 (False Beast) Design
The dragons are candles! :D
SCP-5999 - This is Where I Died by S D Locke, Modern_Erasmus, TheeSherm, Woedenaz, VolgunStrife: http://scp-wiki.net/scp-5999
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I was rereading Skulduggery Pleasant and realised it was a goldmine for cute Alastor & Charlie moments.👌
I’m gonna project genuine friendship onto these fuckers and you can’t stop me!
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Thinking about Husk's confrontation with Alastor, focusing on the fact that he ACTUALLY managed to talk to him about it in the first place.
He knows firsthand how dangerous Alastor actually is despite the goofy persona he portrays, yet he still managed to, in some way, nearly speak to him as an equal.
He goes to him to tell on Mimzy, to warn Alastor and actually advice him to kick her out bc she's nothing but trouble. And Alastor isn't really angry about this part???
"Its nothing I cant handle, don't worry Husker."
He downplays it yea, treating Husk like a pet that couldn't possibly be on his level, but still, he wasn't mad. On some level, Husk knows he can at least speak on semi even footing with Alastor so long as he doesn't push his limits.
And how Husk's whole thing is that he can see through people. He and Alastor have known each other for a while, he's learned a lot abt him during his time as his slave, and adding that to Husk's talent, he can read the man quite well.
Its so interesting how he actually looks concerned here. Whether he's concerned for Alastor as his boss, or that Mimzy is gonna put his friends in danger, you can tell he has doubts. He's reading the situation, he's reading Alastor
And Alastor clearly doesn't like that.
Husk can read whoever he wants except Alastor. Because he's Alastor's "pet", he's leagues below Al, and yet Husk dares to read him like they're equals and that annoys him.
So he belittles Husk, again, ruffling his hair, calling him pet names, all to remind Husk where he stands on this lil hierarchy.
Also this lil rant would not be complete without pointing out how Husk actually touched Alastor, and Alastor didn't really mind.
Al was alr pretty annoyed with this lil guy, but he didn't brush him off or wipe his coat after Husk touched him. He only got mad when Husk brought up his own leash, nothing abt Husk touching him or simply talking to him. I read somewhere that Alastor considers Husk one of his closest "friends" of a sort and I love how it shows here.
It shows a really interesting twisted "friendship". Alastor, according to his standards, has already given Husk a huge bargain. He doesnt kill him, he lets Husk talk to him, speak on even footing at times. He considers Husk as one of his closest friends, bc someone who he has in chains(who would still talk back at times) is the closest thing he'll ever have to a friend. Idk where im going with this
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