If you're still on Twitter, it's crucial you no longer respond in any way to anything a blue check says. If it's the most idiotic and vile nonsense, no matter how badly you want to dunk on them: don't! Block, mute, ignore and do not click. They now have financial motive to post the worst rage bait possible.

Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

I just had a discussion with my friend about fanfiction and how we tend to assume that women are the writers without any actual proof. Then I said, hey, I know fanfiction written by gay and trans dudes. But then I remembered, wait, I think I know one writer who just must be cis het based on his work. Anyway, all writers, be honest, who are you?

Please reblog if you're interested in the results.

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

Lmfao

Aziraphale removes anti-homeless architecture in his spare time

aziraphale pulling out a crowbar: this is good because it’s helping those in need

crowley pulling out a matching crowbar: this is evil because this is vandalism technically

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

Adobe Premiere is like a horse

Like music to my ears

the amount of people in the replies saying “what career” lmao

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

Dear Neil,

when are we going to see YOU🫵 doing the apology dance for the way you ended the season hmm?

I only apologise for things I'm sorry for having done.