not to yeehaw on main but bullet train rdr au

slides in on my socks

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE | 3.05 “Halloween III”

slaps a percy sticker on his shoulder. pats him.

large brown eyes peer from underneath dark furrowed brows, stare unyielding, the etch of his perpetual frown growing stiff around the edges. it is such a far cry from a smile, an untrained eye might even think him a minute away from putting the knife in his belt to use. but, as the sticker droops from one corner, he's quick to secure it back in place, palm flatting it against the fabric of his suit with uncharacteristic care.

he is not going to linger on how the percy sticker feels like being seen beyond the worst parts of him. he is not going to admit to being emotionally invested in what tank engine from some children's tv show he's assigned. that doesn't change the fact that it does, and he has, and he'll kill the motherfucker who makes the sticker fall off his shoulder.

my rival: please.. we can lay down our weapons. it doesn't have to be like this. we don't need to fight. we can settle this another way. i don't want to fight

me, immediately swinging my sword: too bad i fucking want to, buddy

things i will talk about once i get my fingers warm enough to type properly: the wolf had absolutely no intentions of getting off the train alive.

the wolf is an angry crier

𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦. ❞

private and highly selective writing blog portraying THE WOLF from bullet train (2022). film and headcanon based, penned by tea.

standing trigger warning for blood and violence. the wolf is a former cartel mercenary turned assassin, and while im not one for graphic descriptions there will be mentions/descriptions of and/or imagery present on this blog that could potentially be triggering. all triggers known to be will be tagged with a "tw____" tag, if there is recurring content of mine that you need tagged, please do not hesitate to tell me!

001. shipping:  i am 27 years old, for my own comfort i will not be shipping with any writer below the age of 21. i am a huge fan of shipping but all romantic ships on this blog will be slow slow burn, seeing as the wolf would (rightfully) be hesitant to love again after what happened to his wife.

002. selectivity:  duplicate / oc / crossover - friendly,  most things can get figured out through plotting so don’t be deterred from following if your muse is an oc or from a different setting. i will however not follow blogs that post their replies as images, write real-life people, or post an overwhelming amount of hate or negativity. i hardblock on sight at any indication of  shipping and/or writing inc*st, nsfw involving minors, harmful stereotypes, or bigotry. if i do not follow you, please do not engage with my ic content, i will softblock if this rule is broken.  this blog is 18+ only,  if you do not have your age stated somewhere on your blog i will not follow you back.

003. activity: i work full time mon-fri, the speed of my replies do not reflect my interest but more so my workload offline. if you have a reply pending from me, feel free to ask the status of it if you are wondering, but keep in mind that i am not a quick writer.

004. interactions: liking interaction calls or sending memes are the best ways to start up interactions with me. mutuals are also welcome to drop into my IMS or ask about my disc - plotting with me can at times be like herding cats, but consider letting me test your patience anyway!

006. credits and resources:  icons,  graphics,  and borders are made by me,  but the psd is not.  my currently used psds are circus and silk by kingsleigh.

find me here: @foerger & @banehaunt.

Benito A. Martínez Ocasio (Bad Bunny) as The Wolf BULLET TRAIN (2022) dir. David Leitch

Bad Bunny as The Wolf / Bullet Train