If there was ever one single absolute yeet, this would be it.

I’m making bread

HIS HAIR?

and this isn’t like…a revolutionary statement but someone being 18 doesn’t mean it’s like…ok for your old, dusty, ancient, prehistoric, elderly, geriatric worn out, run down, senior citizen discount at golden corral getting, fossilized, decrepit, senile, exhausted, tired, antique, CRUSTY ass to date them because it’s ‘legal’

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

Psychonauts

Status: 100%

Difficulty: 4/10

Rating: 7/10

Psychonauts is an amazing game. It’s a cult classic game that was originally released on the Ps2 but was later brought to pc, and then re-released on Ps4 which is what I fully completed it on. Psychonauts is a free roaming game somewhat reminiscent of an action rpg in some ways. You play as Rasputin, a child running away from how in search of the Psychonauts Summer Camp. When you find it, pretty much everything goes wrong. In my experience replaying Psychonauts, I had a blast. I got to remember all of the little things you could do in it, and how many powers you got. Albeit, my first time playing it my brother and I did use cheat codes, so it was somewhat different. It was a really fun experience from beginning to end over all because of how different the environments are and how you can use the different powers you aquire. My only problem I actually had with the game was the figments. Figments are collectibles found throughout the different minds in the game. They wouldn’t have been a problem if not for how hard to see they were. They’re nearly impossible to see. Like I kid you not, on certain levels you just can’t even see them. I had to resort to a guide several times to actually complete this game, and I’d say ten out of the 12 times I did were just for the random figments I couldn’t find. The rest of the collectibles were a little challenging, but over all not bad because each different area had a counter for how many of each you needed. Figments had a collection page, but they weren’t in order and didn’t help so it was pretty messy. Actually getting to rank 101 was a great feeling, and honestly if you had the time I’d recommend Platinuming this game like I did, because it’s not too bad and the game still holds up still to this day.

ive been sitting on a phone call with a guy from microsoft for an hour now after my computer crashed so he can help me re-upgrade to win10 and 99% of it has been pure silence but 5 mins ago he asked me if he can go pee.

i told him bro u been sittin here watching my slow ass computer install windows 10 for over 50 minutes you can go make yourself a cup of tea and a sandwich if you want.

I can’t sleep at night ever since I noticed “Keith” sounds like “keys” with a lisp

This took way longer to make than it should've.

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

i found out that everybody talks, everybody talks, everybody talks…

IT STARTED WITH A WHIIIIISPEERRRRR