wizardybusiness
Once Written
Tom, 23; subterranean scrivener.
A strange creature comprised of inky nonsense that lives in a dark hole somewhere in Canada, writing, lurking, and hoarding strange knick-knacks. Largely nocturnal; can usually be found scribbling and committing various acts of jiggery-pokery.
Approach with caution; subject is prone to rambling, burrowing, tooth thievery, The Gay™, sesquipedalian loquaciousness, and may spontaneously combust if mishandled.
Handle with care.
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Sinner’s finale ✨
*dusts off this account* I keep forgetting that I have a tumblr lmao
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i open the lesbian tag. i see 20 posts about gold star lesbians in a row. i close the lesbian tag
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GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART
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I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking
Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway.
http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat
http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat
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Check your hand sanitizer y'all
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friend server has changed our nicknames to various things you might find in a haunted house or whatnot so whenever one of us has a tough time it produces really good sentences such as “keep going you can do it creepy spider” and “terrifying shadow i hope you feel better soon” and “thank you sinister glow you’re always there for me”
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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience
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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way
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Reblog with your score
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Miku Expo 1964
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
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Things I’m learning about All For the Game fans: a lot of y’all didn’t grow up with a cheese drawer in your fridge and it shows
#it's not a drawer so much as like#a breadboxish section#at the top of the door of the fridge#that is specifically for cheese#polls
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normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...
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