femme lesbians' femininity is unique and beautiful and refreshing and claiming that it conforms to heteronormativite gender roles discredits it so much. it's not a performance of femininity catering to men and it's insane to even claim that. it's a complex, nuanced identity that reclaims feminity in a way that it doesn't conform to heteronormativity. it's genuinely so sad to see people not understanding the label and misconstruing what it means

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

This isn’t cute. Lesbians only draw their favs as medieval knights when they’re catastrophically smitten

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

an aside but one time I was told by someone who shall remain nameless that I needed to stop treating my plants with such love because plants were inherently evil and spiteful and I'd be much happier once I accepted that and in that moment the sims negative interaction symbol appeared crystal clear in my mind

Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

Yeah

stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

world's most normal girl

Happy alien day 👽

From senior executive director Tala Arcadio-Yutani

“I am fallen, flawed and imperfect. Yet drenched in the grace and mercy that is found in Jesus Christ, there is strength.”

— Me (drenched in His Perfect, Sticky Essence)

Gulmp.

day ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE

Coffee with soy milk. I honestly did not know that soy milk looked like this sometimes and I’ve been drinking it my whole life. It looks curdled… oh well, it still tastes good!

That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?

The Courier :

So glad Google knew exactly what image I was looking for when I typed ohhh cums and dies into the search bar

i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby