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with1r · 7 years
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This looks amazing.
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Pistachio-Cherry Bundt Cake
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with1r · 8 years
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@xchandlr learn to make this please 😊
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Mixology, tastefully reinvented at Sage at ARIA Las Vegas. 
Created by Tumblr Creatr, Sandy Noto. 
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with1r · 8 years
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Well, except for Theravada Buddhism.
All of the religions are the result of the world’s longest game of Telephone
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with1r · 8 years
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Growing up and becoming ‘Mature’ essentially boils down to your capacity to cope with the imperfections of the world and the fact that life isn’t fair. Your level of maturity boils down to how good you are at taking shit. To get anywhere you have to be a black belt in taking shit.
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with1r · 8 years
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I’m not smart, I’m just really good at pretending to be not as dumb as I really am.
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with1r · 8 years
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Any salad is Caesar salad if you stab it enough times
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with1r · 8 years
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reblog this with how many people youve kissed in the tags
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with1r · 8 years
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@xchandlr
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with1r · 8 years
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Think about how dangerous and bizarre Walmart would be if it were as poorly lit as Hollister.
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with1r · 8 years
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When the older generations says this generation is terrible, they’re really saying they sucked as parents.
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with1r · 8 years
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Yup
I would pay good money to see Muppets Pulp Fiction
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with1r · 8 years
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half baked harvest
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with1r · 8 years
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@xchandlr
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Spoopy Charmander 🎃
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with1r · 8 years
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I wonder if Native Americans are (secretly) laughing at the irony that white Americans are terrified their country is being taken over by a bunch immigrants who want to impose a new religion on this land.
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with1r · 8 years
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I wonder if Native Americans are (secretly) laughing at the irony that white Americans are terrified their country is being taken over by a bunch immigrants who want to impose a new religion on this land.
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with1r · 8 years
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“Go to sleep, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human equivalent of someone saying “Did you turn it off and turn it on again?”
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with1r · 8 years
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Yes, please
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If there are Alola versions of pokemon, there should be Halloween versions too 🎃
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