witchy-oatie
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side blog where I actually reblog stuff and behave like an active user. Also I have an artblog (inactive atm) at sarahestailleurs
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me reading jane eyre for the first time and not knowing a single thing about it beforehand and figuring okay well its a coming of age story and here's this haters to lovers romance i guess its pretty normal and then grace poole fucking bites someone
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Hey sorry. Your boyfriend knows exactly what he wants and who he wants to be. He knows exactly why he walks and talks like a machine. He's now becoming his own self-fulfilled prophecy. Yeah sorry.
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POV you tried to join a forum for Norse mythology enthusiasts
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To the person that decided we had to write a mémoire at the end of our masters degree, I hope you'll die the most painful death there is
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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
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yk how it is, reblog for a larger sample size pls!!!!! ^_^
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some of you have never had an unpopular female character as a hyperfixation and been forced to scroll through pages upon pages of bad hot takes about how terrible her character is while trying to peruse her tag for actual fanworks and it shows
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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Across the wide world of the Tingleverse, one thing is clear: love is real
But, for many buckaroos, their preferred kind of love has nothing to do with sex or romance. Whether asexual or just not feeling it at the moment, this collection of completely sexless tales is perfect for the desires of any readers who are looking for a non-sexual trip through the alternate timelines of Dr. Chuck Tingle.
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NOT POUNDED BY ANYTHING VOL. 4 is out today as a paperback trot. six more platonic tales for your collection of no sex tinglers. LOVE IS REAL
GET PAPERBACK HERE
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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*after gossiping* pleasure doing bitchness with you
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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)
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