ppl in zombie media are way too blasé about shooting at close range and getting covered in bodily fluids like. if the bite infects you have to assume fluids are a vector. you can’t be getting covered in thaaattt

This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

actual modern historians: in this letter, Margaret tells her dearest friend Adela, “my love, I long to worship at your altar of Venus once more. come to me and rain kisses upon my breasts as  you did in Paris last spring.”

people on the Internet: “FrIeNd???” ERASURE. STOP TRYING TO HIDE THE GAY. “OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES”

aforementioned historians: she. she opens the letter with “My dearest friend.” we’re literally quoting here, and we just admitted they had sex

people on the Internet: “JUST GALS BEING PALS” EH? R/SAPPHOANDHERFRIEND?

historians: a truly vast number of us are queer

people on the Internet: LOL FELLAS IS IT GAY TO KISS YOUR BEST LADY FRIEND’S BREASTS??? NOT IN HISTORY!!

The fun thing about the knights and knaves puzzle is that no matter what goofy variant you come up with, not only has it already been considered, some maniac has worked out the optimal solution. What if there's a third guard who lies or tells the truth at random? It's been done. What if the guards will only answer yes/no questions, and also for some reason they understand your language but refuse to speak it, and you don't know which of the two words they may respond with means "yes" and which means "no"? Literal thesis papers have been written on that one. Logicians are absolute freaks for these guys.

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

Nero spends all of DMC5 like 'I think there's been some sort of mistake, it specifically says in my contract that I'm supposed to be the angsty emo edgelord young punk character with the attitude problem, nobody mentioned shit about me having to be the responsible straight man.'

heckin her doggostyle with my wholesome chonker

collect my routers

I had a dream that I went to a video rental store (???) and they had a gundam manga where everything was the same except the entire cast was cambrian creatures (?????)

Never going to get over how modern adaptations of Dracula purposefully overlook the sexual assault metaphor and instead make it sexy and make Lucy a flirty stereotype and make Mina this poor repressed Victorian woman who needs Dracula to free her from the shackles of propriety.

It’s like they never read the book at all.

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks

"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"