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Hi. I feel like as a colour blind person with poor eyesight I should talk about how inaccessible Hazbin Hotel and Helluva boss are.
THIS is how Hazbin Hotel looks to me (give or take, once again COLOUR BLIND). This is bad. This is REALLY bad. When your series is really hard to watch for people with VERY COMMON DISORDERS, you need to work on designing characters. Please. Really, this is horrible! It’s not even that hard, just change the colours up a bit.
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this is the most annoying phenomenon in the world bar none
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!
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im sorry i had to do it that line is just so damn *chef's kiss* ARO
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The most pointless conflict of Hazbin Hotel
*rant under the cut*
I've been randomly thinking about it and I gotta ask: does anyone else feels like the rivalry between Vox and Alastor seems... out of place?
The TV vs Radio question seems just really outdated. In the song "Stayed gone" Vox talks about his media like it's something new, or like Alastor has been gone for a lot longer than seven years. There are literal smartphones and social media in hell, why does he calls visual media a "Brand NEW dawn" or a "NEW status quo" when this shit has been around for decades? We as the audience are well aware about the technology and shit, and Alastor hasn't even been gone for that long by hell's standards so surely he must know at least a bit about it as well.
All of this begs one question: why do we even need this song, exactly? I guess it revealed that Vox is insecure, but this information wasn't even relevant for the moment, he's barely in the show so far! Couldn't this wait for another season?
And how the "TV vs Radio" relates to the themes of the show? You could argue that the plot revolving around Heaven and Hell has some "Old vs New" theme going on, with how Heaven wants to keep things how they are while Charlie (representing hell) wants things to change, and let's suppose it's true and somehow relates to these two.
Let's discuss Alastor first.
He obviously represents the "old" times and actively wants to return to it, his primary media being the radio. That's actually fine with me, as so far he has been characterized as one of the villains of the show, so there's a two possible routes the writers could take it: either make him change his way and embrace new things or make him stick to his ways, which will eventually doom him. This could work either way depending on what the writers want to go with.
That leaves us with Vox.
...and to be honest, I have no idea what is going on with him thematically. I guess he's supposed to represent "New" but he's also opposed of the idea of the Hotel and wants to keep the "status quo", so he just doesn't fit the idea? What exactly is the idea behind him besides "he's evil and also kind of the very surface level opposite of Alastor"?
Their entire plot line feels jarringly out of place and wastes time rather than gives us anything substantial. To be honest, I'd either scrap/rewrite one or both of the characters or at least make their rivalry more subtle. We don't need to see Vox being weirdly insecure right off the bat. If anything, I'd rather prefer Alastor or even both of them being insecure about another's existence. But as it stands the existence of Vox or this conflict brings nothing to the table besides wasting time that could've been spent on other more relevant to the season characters.
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Oh so NOW you've decided to let me post? Fuck you
I fucking hate Tumblr
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My favorite mermaid art is the one of a family photo with a mermaid mother and old sailor father and their sons are both reverse merfolk (human legs with fish heads).
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when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god
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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
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