wirmageddon
Welcome To 🐛
He/They old man with a lovely amount of chronic pain. Big fan of biting and killing and maiming and maybe more.
26823 posts
Last active 2 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
lovechasingdragonflies
Love Chasing Dragonflies
idontwant2talk
i will not accept a life i do not deserve
naxlevelnat
Nax Level Art
lewis-parker
Lewis Parker
mtvchallengegif
mtv the challenge gifs
Text
normal oc who doesnt resemble anything from real life
195 notes
·
View notes
Text
#hoo boy#never tried dr pepper#scared of elevators#found out mint toothpaste is not supposed to burn only a few years ago#brought home so many new pets#and have been electrocuted multiple times but nothing requiring medical attention. I think. I didnt get any if it did so.#this poll is five questions away from listing my full social security number
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up
119K notes
·
View notes
Text
a cisgender crab has recently become very fascinated by the effects of parasitic barnacles, which could mean nothing
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
#apparently the lawyer hasn't decided if the slide itself will end up being relevant to the case but holy shit#actual phoenix wright moment
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
IMO you can't say anything coherent about most US-based right wing conspiracy theories without understanding how seriously the diehards in these movements believe in The Devil
the obvious question, "who benefits from maintaining this elaborate lie," does not stop people like Flat Earthers because many of them are young earth creationists who believe in powerful spiritual forces whose only goals are
1. convincing people that Christianity isn't true
2. the proliferation of largely symbolic Evil, which they enjoy tricking you into supporting
"tricking" people into believing the earth is round is enough of a goal for The Devil to go to all that trouble. if people don't believe in God's perfect little flat earth then they're also free to believe in things like evolution and the big bang
practicality and material concerns are usually irrelevant. the lie is worth maintaining because The Devil has near unlimited time, resources, and human servants, and his top priority is Getting You
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)
27K notes
·
View notes
Text
31K notes
·
View notes
Text
Lowkey grinds my gears when people tag me in pictures of gar
Like he is beautiful he is wonderful but he is not a sturgeon
He doesn’t even have denticles
he doesn’t even scutes
Come on guys let’s put on our thinking caps
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Mario says!
Go gamble all of your life savings right now.
604 notes
·
View notes
Text
The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
37K notes
·
View notes
Text
We are basically watching as Zionists go from "Israel would stop levelling down entire buildings on top of civilians if Hamas just agrees to a hostage deal!! Why won't Hamas just give us the hostages?!!"
To, well, this
In real fucking time. You couldn't say "we don't give a fuck about the hostages" any louder. And let's not even get started with the Hamas elimination part because you and I both know that is the most deranged goal and that literally no one believes it to be achievable. Absolutely everyone knows it's a ploy to excuse more mass murder with the goal of exterminating Palestinians and you have to be really very fucking stupid to believe otherwise.
4K notes
·
View notes