Greek Mythology Masterlist
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Dionysus raised his eyebrows faintly. "What do you mean, too much wine? It depends on what you're drinking for, I suppose," he shrugged, a faint smile flickering up at the corners of his mouth for a moment, amused by some sort of inside joke.
+ wineandinsanity
——♟:: "I have a very serious question here for you - just out of curiosity and all; how much wine is too much wine?" Or how drunk can the god of drunkenness be; not exactly drunkenness but there’s a point in there somewhere.
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"Sadly, yes," Dionysus said, carding a hand through her hair with a world-weary look upon his face. "As an honorary Olympian now, I've kind of got to be there as often as possible. It's not like I can just tell Zeus I don't want to be an Olympian. He'd probably take that as me being ungrateful and well, you know how he is..."
"Η αγάπη μου" Ariadne smiled at him.
Dionysus smiled at her. “Hi, there. It’s been a while…” Maybe he should apologize. Should he apologize? He really was awful at these things.
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"Nah, nothing in particular. I was just nearby, hadn't seen you in a while," Dionysus said, scratching the back of his neck. "Everything's fine."
Her own smile brightened considerably. “Oh? Is everything all right? Did you need anything in particular, dear, or did you just miss me?” *laughs*
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SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.
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"You have five seconds…"
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"… Why are your hands down your pants?"
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"Who ARE you anymore?"
"Can I get a refill?"
"Well you don’t see that everyday."
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