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By “relaxing with a book” I actually mean that I’ll be crying and sweating and having heart palpitations and basically just stressing the fuck out but y’know details
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Jesper POV chapters: jeez I wonder what brilliant and horrifying plots Kaz is concocting in his mind right now. He’s so stoic and cunning, his mind a dark horror show no man can even begin the fathom. He is always in control, never cross Kaz Brekker
Kaz POV chapters: SCCCRRRREEEEEE whAt is going on WHO ISthat gotta stay c alm hey fuck you have some suPRESSED RaGE
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When I write Nina again, it will be with a woman
Leigh Bardugo at tonight’s book talk + signing on her language of thorns tour (via admlynch)
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The dregs as troubled birds
Kaz
Inej
Matthias
Nina
Wylan
Jesper
Kuwei
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I love six of crows because there’s no high road or good, solid, moral reason for anything. it’s just a bunch of gays breaking into the ice pentagon because one of their gang leader friends offered them a shit a ton of money and what do they have to lose? nothing. just good old doing crime for money
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Jan Van Eck: Hi
Kaz: Sorry, I already have a mortal enemy
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Inej: I'd like to say a prayer for Kaz, too.
Inej: There's nothing wrong with him, he just cAN'T BE BOTHERED TO SAY ONE HIMSELF!
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THINGS MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LAFAYETTE
-wrote in all caps in his letters when he was excited
-slept under a tree with Washington after the battle of Monmouth, both enveloped in Washington’s cape
-basically saved the life of the Queen by kissing her hand
-re-gifted a fucking aligator to President John Quincy Adams cause he didn’t know what the fuck to do with it
-wanted to go kill the Beast of Gévaudan (some big scary people-eating wolf that scared the shit out of the french at the time) by himself at like 6 years old
-called both Jefferson and Washington on their bullshit, telling them to free all their slaves… neither listened
-actually bought an entire island full of slaves with his wife Adrienne and freed them all, gave them money for the work they did, gave them education
-last letter he wrote before his death was about freeing slaves and how sad he was that France was taking so long to give people of colour the same rights than white people
-died holding a picture of his dead-wife to his heart
-cried with Jefferson when they met for the first time in years after both American and French revolutions
-continued to fight and got back on his horse when he was shot in the leg during his first battle
-called his only son “George Washington de Lafayette”
-was socially awkward af, especially when he was young
-a ginger
-left France to go fight for America when the King, his step family, and basically the whole court told him “no”
-had to sneak out of France
-sources differ, but probably left disguised as a woman so no one would recognised him
-gave the biggest symbol of French Revolution (the key of the just-destroyed Bastille, a prison where the enemies of the King and Kingdom were imprisoned) to Washington
-orphan
-told Washington he was his lost father
-tripped when dancing with the Queen of France and never heard the end of it
-had “sleepovers” on the grass with John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton where they talked about politic
-threw himself in front of a loaded cannon ready to shoot to try to stop an event of the french Revolution to become too bloody
-at some point, pretty much everyone in France wanted him dead
-slept through two of the biggest events of the french Revolution lol
-gave money and helped a lot of poor farmers in need
-fought for other religions than his and the King’s own to be respected and have the same rights (specifically fought for Protestant and Jewish people)
-fought against death penalties
-brought back some dirt from America and told his son to put it on top of his grave when he dies
-redecorated his whole house in France just like American’s homes
-actually told people he was American
-altogether had a slight obsessing problem with America
-had his own room at Washington’s home
-had a ring with Washington’s hair in it
-was one of the richest man in France at the age of 12 because his whole family had basically died at that point
-changed back his family motto to “Why not?”
-was only 19 when he left for America
-was detained in horrible conditions in prison for 5 years (2 of which with his wife and daughters)
-refused the hell out of several powerful positions in politic and in the army because he didn’t found these to be close enough to his ideals of freedom and shit
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Deciding what book to read next is like a fucking military operation like do I want fantasy? romance? deep and meaningful? trashy?
Or do I just want to reread a book I’ve read 10 fucking times I just don’t know
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i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…
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me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
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the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best
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ACOTAR Characters in a Haunted House 🎃
Feyre: Keeps jumping out and scaring Rhys
Rhys: “I am darkness, the Night Triumphant, nothing can scare m- FUCK FEYRE WHAT THE HELL!”
Cassian: Uses Nesta as a human shield
Nesta: Secretly enjoys being used as a human shield
Elain: Keeps getting scared and hiding behind Azriel
Azriel: Smiles whenever Elain uses him for protection
Lucien: Tries to get Elain to hide behind him but backs off when Az glares at him
Mor: Criticizes all the decor and costumes: “Really, decapitated head? That’s the best you could do? That blood doesn’t even look real.”
Amren: Everyone thinks she’s a part of the haunted house and she goes with it
Varian: Doesn’t know whether to be amused or exasperated by Amren
Kallias: Walks fiercely in front of Viviane in an “I’ll protect you” sort of way
Viviane: Keeps trying to shove her way around Kallias to critique the haunted house with Mor
Tarquin: Screams at everything to make the workers in the haunted house feel like they’re doing a good job
Helion: Flirts with the workers: “Zombie huh? How about we go in that bedroom over there and see if I can bring you back to life *winks*”
Thesan: Apologizes to all the workers for Helion as they make their way through the house
Beron: Tries to pick a fight with all the workers: “You think you’re so tough vampire #2, huh? How bout we meet outside then we’ll see who’s tough???”
Ianthe: Pretends to be scared to get Tamlin to “protect” her
Tamlin: Got ditched by the group but can’t seem to get rid of Ianthe
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