lil wayne's 2020 song "piano trap" features the line "percocet got me vertical". which i assume is him mixing up his horizontal and vertical. nevertheless, i can't escape the mental image of wayne popping a bunch of percs and then immediately standing ramrod straight at attention for six hours

THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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The people fear losing yet another library of Alexandria

I always thought grief hardened people. And maybe it does for some. But if anything it’s made me that much softer. We lost our baby last year and all I want now is for people to be happy and alive. Step into the light, feel the sun on your skin and know you are still here and you are loved.

I get on tumblr for the first time in a long time.

Tumblr immediately presents me with a suggestion:

Unfollow my literal wife??? I think not Tumblr. I think not.

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

GOOD MORNING! TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO REMIND THE PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE!!

Gérard: That’s a human rights violation Moira, you can’t work here anymore

Moira, rolling up her sleeves and looking at Amèlie: I’ll show you a human rights violation

colorful shrimp

ssssssssss🐍

Favorite trophy

Me and my Indian coworker trying to explain to our boss why we don’t like the monarchy.

Lmao

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

I’m not casual. I will swallow your soul so we can emerge as one.