late night sappiness. crowley says gross as if he isnt pulling stunts like this all the damn time

out of curiosity i tried on my ren fest kilt with my aziraphale cosplay

can’t believe i still don’t have a coat though 😩

bonus:

I can see why Aziraphale and Crowley like Chateauneuf du Pape, as someone who doesn't normally enjoy red wines because they're either too bitter or sort of sickly sweet, this one has a very nice balance! The bottle is also very pretty as an added bonus, I'll be keeping that once I empty it lol

wall slam..........

the og insp!

My girlfriend is moving into our apartment before me, and the first and most Aziraphale-like thing she's done in it was unpack all of her four large shelves worth of books, color code them on the new bookshelf, and then subtly imply that perhaps she should buy several more books to fill it completely

*explodes*

An ineffable boop

We’ve booped each other a long time. We’ve been on this site for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always boop on you. You could always boop on me. We’re a team, a group. Boop of the two of us. And we’ve spent our existence pretending that we aren’t booping. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to boop… I mean if Gabriel and Beelzeboop can do it, boop off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don’t need Heaven, we don’t need Hell, they’re toxic. We need to boop away from them, just boop us. You and me, what do you say?

Not sure how April Fools boops are showing up, but if you get a boop from @deer-trees that's me, that's my main blog! This is just a Good Omens side blog, which may mean I cannot boop... this is part of the curse of snakes having no arms 😔

Give me shelter.

I don't think I've done one of these tag meme things since 2013 but I'll make an exception this time bc @luciferfemme tagged me here :)

Last song: Prime Mover by Ghost (incidentally its a perfect "Crowley delivers the Antichrist" song!)

Favorite color: Red, I guess burgundy if we're being specific!

Watching: Nothing at the moment, but I was watching Bob's Burgers the other night

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: All of the above? But not mixed together. Unless.........?

Relationship status: In a monogamous relationship with the girl I'm always chatting about in my #angel tag :)

Current obsession: Well. I mean. *gestures vaguely at this Good Omens themed blog* But other than that, the Child's Play franchise, and The Addams Family! Those are the Big Three when it comes to my hyperfixations 👍 I have a main blog (@deer-trees) where I have tags for the other two, the Good Omens fixation was just so strong on the onset that I had to make a side blog.

Last thing I googled: What are you, a cop?

I'm no good at @-ing people directly for these things, wasn't in 2013 and I'm not now lol so if you see this and wanna do it, just lie and say I tagged you :)

Pink nails and old glasses Crowley

Let it be known that Aziraphale's on tiptoes here. <3

late night snack

I hnderstand women they cry over shivering cats so ya gotta give them ur coat

I've been keeping this ask in my inbox for months now because I didn't know what to make of it and it makes me laugh, but it's time to release it into the wild now. Much like a shivering cat or something.

My girlfriend called me after work at her brand new job working at a Catholic school to say "I'm in an elevator. Does that remind you of anyone?" because she is a bastard of a woman and likes to make me re-live the final 15 of Good Omens in various creative ways as often as possible

The wives go dress shopping 👗👀